I want you to have something I don't need anymore

[wizened_cynic]

Holy shit, I haven't been here in forever!

I'm still alive (barely) and am three exams down. Two more to go.

On a happy note, I did not fail the awful oral submissions thing where I was almost in contempt of court. I didn't get a great mark, but I ain't complaining, considering I seriously thought I would fail because I wasn't allowed to argue LAW so I had no idea how they were supposed to assess me.

On an even happier note, I totally motherfucking pwned my plea in mitigation for Criminal Litigation. Like, honestly, it was the punched-it-in-the-face-and-then-got-its-girlfriend-pregnant-by-mystical-powers-of-fpreg kind of pwned.

To celebrate my survival of this insane term, I'm bringing back, for the holidays, the BEST FIC MEME EVER.

Rules:

1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.It doesn't even have to anything to do with Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you're into.

2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Demon Hunter!JJ, or you may end up with CHAD.

3. I actually filled out all the prompts last time I did this, so there's a good chance I will be able to do the same this time!


I have no idea how many of you are still around, but I hope I'll get a couple of prompts at least! I feel Christmasy! And Chad-dy! God, it's never good when I feel Chad-dy.

And now I will watch SVU and relax. Shut up, I know I make bad choices. (But OMG! NEAL IS JUMPING SHIP! THERE IS A TINY TINY TINY POSSIBILITY THAT THE BLOODY SHOW WOULD FINALLY END AND I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE.)




BEST FIC MEME EVER! DO IT!!!!!!

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[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Also, this is Alex/Lorelai, SPN AU

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It was wrong how easily Lorelai took to pretending to be prostitute.

"I can't help it if I'm naturally good at getting into character," she drawled in the southern accent she'd adopted for the personae of Betsy. "So, how do I look?"

"Like a hooker," Alex replied. "I can sense a career change in the future when the war is over and there's nothing left for us to hunt."

Lorelai stuck her tongue out at Alex and twirled around in the costume she'd insisted on putting together for the hunt. It consisted of an obscenely tight tube top, a scrap of fabric that passed for a miniskirt, fishnet stockings, and, to quote Lorelai, "this thong that's totally giving me a rash."

"Do you want to go over my backstory with me?" Lorelai asked, kneeling on the bed next to Alex, because sitting was basically impossible in what she was wearing.

"No."

"But Betsy! Has a heart of gold! She's just down on her luck because she recently escaped the evil clutches of her abusive boyfriend and she's trying to make enough money to support her four younger sisters back in Missouri."

"Why does she need four younger sisters?"

"Because I've already named them Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy."

"Are you trying to get the ghost to be sympathetic? Because considering he's a Jack the Ripper nutjob fan who slaughters hookers when it's full moon, I seriously doubt you could convince him to let you go, even if you do have four younger sisters to feed."

"Fine," Lorelai said. "Three sisters: Piper, Phoebe, and Prue."

Alex rolls her eyes. "Whatever. Get into character all you want, just don't make me listen to it, and don't get yourself killed. I'll be right around back to rock salt the bastard as soon as he appears."

"Awwwww. Lookit you, watching my back," Lorelai crooned, throwing her arms around Alex and snuggling her face against Alex's neck. "I'd totally be a hooker to keep you clothed and fed."

Alex tried pushing her away, her eyes watering from the cheap perfume Lorelai was wearing, but Lorelai only hugged her tighter, because Lorelai was cruel like that, and if it was wrong how easily her sister took to pretending to be a prostitute, it was probably even more wrong how turned on Alex was by it.

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

:D

You have no idea how confused I was by this until I got to the word 'ghost' and then scanned back up to check, and yes, SPN AU. At first I was like, so, Stars Hollow is putting on a reenactment of Pretty Woman? And then I was like, huh? There is no way in hell Alex would let Lorelai help with her job! And then 'but nothing left to hunt? How would prostitution help if there was no food?'

This is why reading the 'verse label is helpful.

Yay for procrastination!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

LOL, I never realized how confusing it would be if one just randomly read something without knowing which verse it was. Then I realized how messed up all my verses were. So I'm sorry.

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

Hilarious: "I can sense a career change in the future when the war is over and there's nothing left for us to hunt."

Thanks for writing this -- it was awesome.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

Why is it so easy for me to imagine Lorelai doing this? Probably because she's cool like that and you write it so well. Fun times.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDD