magical realism, bitches!

I'm starting to find it glaringly obvious that the relationship between Rory and Lorelai can be pretty durn creepy. There is being best friends with your mom, and then there's talking about your first kiss in detail while your mom is totally excited and enthusiastic and desperate for every juicy detail. And then later on, doesn't Lorelai want Rory to talk to her before she has sex the first time? And even later on (Season 5?), Lorelai asks Rory what birth control she's using?

THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

Whatever, Amy Sherman-Palladino. You're a creepy person who dresses creepily and you will never be able to write another successful show. I hate you for the last 2.5 seasons of GG. Go die.

Oh, speaking of mothers and daughters, here's a snippet of Quantum A.J.! that I wrote for thelastgoodname for that prompt meme way back when. It took forever, sorry. And it's rather heavily-focused on Alex's mother. Weird.

( Look! I drawed on me. )

I decided that I needed some A.J. fic today. Sort of part 3 in the series of A.J. ficlets that are based on stupid SVU quotes.

( Once upon a time, there was a bright, young attorney. )

Oh, and Cleopatra and Incest Poet have un-broken up. They also got a baby rabbit, which I have named Dallas, in honor of SM's birthplace.

Shut up, it's a good name.

30 ROCK IS AWESOME.

Reaper is not bad.

Still need to watch Ugly Betty.

Oh, and yeah, I SURVIVED MY MIDTERM. As to whether or not I passed, well, that's another question altogether, but let's not get into details.

Perhaps I was feeling a little emotionally fragile after my exam, or something, whatever, anyway the point is I wrote A.J. fic. It's more like Gilmore Girls than anything I have ever written, except it's like Gilmore Girls but with the Cabots. And Alex's mom is nothing like Emily. Or something like Emily. I don't know. She's sarcastic and snappy and therefore like every other original character I have ever written. I don't care. Neither do you.

Whatever. IT IS TOTALLY CHEESY AND THAT IS WHY I SHOULD WRITE FOR TV. Damn you, inability to express myself in writing in Chinese! Anyway, this was supposed to be Four Times Alex Wanted to Kill Somebody For Purposes Not Related to Work and One Time She Almost Did, except my first thing got WAY out of hand, so I will just post the first thing now and the other four, like, later. Eventually there will be Lorelai. But the focus is on Alex. And her mommy. And A.J.

( Alex took A.J. to her Kindermusik class one time and came home with the feeling that all the other mothers wanted her to die.  )


This one's for you, aquila1nz!!!

Oh, and Zuzu. For her birthday. Like two weeks ago.

I know I've beem spammy as of late, but in a couple of months, my life will be irrevocably altered and you might NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN. So, I must ramble and bitch while I still can!

No, I'm not pregnant.

Anyhow, I wrote fic! Cracky-cracky-crack fic! Follow up to the crossover within a crossover. This one is weird because it's Alex/Olivia! For reals! And there is a surprise extra crossover! Because my brain is just one mishmash of TV shows!

( Take Your Daughter to Work Day )