I want you to have something I don't need anymore

[wizened_cynic]

Holy shit, I haven't been here in forever!

I'm still alive (barely) and am three exams down. Two more to go.

On a happy note, I did not fail the awful oral submissions thing where I was almost in contempt of court. I didn't get a great mark, but I ain't complaining, considering I seriously thought I would fail because I wasn't allowed to argue LAW so I had no idea how they were supposed to assess me.

On an even happier note, I totally motherfucking pwned my plea in mitigation for Criminal Litigation. Like, honestly, it was the punched-it-in-the-face-and-then-got-its-girlfriend-pregnant-by-mystical-powers-of-fpreg kind of pwned.

To celebrate my survival of this insane term, I'm bringing back, for the holidays, the BEST FIC MEME EVER.

Rules:

1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.It doesn't even have to anything to do with Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you're into.

2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Demon Hunter!JJ, or you may end up with CHAD.

3. I actually filled out all the prompts last time I did this, so there's a good chance I will be able to do the same this time!


I have no idea how many of you are still around, but I hope I'll get a couple of prompts at least! I feel Christmasy! And Chad-dy! God, it's never good when I feel Chad-dy.

And now I will watch SVU and relax. Shut up, I know I make bad choices. (But OMG! NEAL IS JUMPING SHIP! THERE IS A TINY TINY TINY POSSIBILITY THAT THE BLOODY SHOW WOULD FINALLY END AND I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE.)




BEST FIC MEME EVER! DO IT!!!!!!

Comments

[propter-hoc.livejournal.com]

Huzzah! She returns. Congrats on not only passing your exams, but continuing to survive..

So, might this float your boat?

http://www.someecards.com/somewhat-topical-cards/wikileaks-spying-government-files-surveillance-facebook-updates

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

The Facebook account was Lorelai's idea.

"I need another friend so I can level up my farm," she explained.

"Each of those words make sense on its own," Alex said, "but when you put them together, I have no idea what you're talking about."

"And that is why you need Facebook!" Lorelai crowed over the frantic clicking of her mouse. "So I can introduce you to the addictive glory that is Farmville! It's like crack, except free! Unless you spend real money on Farm Bucks, which I may or may not have done. Your honor, I plead the fifth."

It was useless to even try to understand.

"Just don't use my real name," Alex said, and of course that opened a can of worms which led to a lengthy discussion on metaphysics and the meaning of real. Both Aristotle and the Velveteen Rabbit were quoted and there was talk of bringing Fringe into the conversation until Alex finally relented.

"Jesus fucking Christ, Lorelai, just add me as a neighbor on your stupid game."

"If you'd agreed to that forty minutes ago, we could've had sex instead," Lorelai said indignantly.

"But hey, now you get to level up," Alex deadpanned.

Lorelai nodded. "Everyday I am faced with impossible choices."

There was really only one way to get that shit-eating grin off Lorelai's face, and after some rough fumbling on the couch like a couple of teenagers, Lorelai scuttled off to harvest her tomatoes ("I hope you realize how completely insane you sound," Alex called after her), Alex scrolled through her new Facebook account to make sure Lorelai hadn't posted anything too personal.

It was, apparently, too late.



Alex didn't know exactly what the "Like" meant or the repercussions it could lead to, but she clicked it anyway.

[precious-sin.livejournal.com]

I wish Lorelai was real so I could have her as a friend on facebook.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

You could totally add her on facebook, but there's no much activity these days.

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

Like!!!!!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

:D

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahaha! This is funny in a multitude of ways. "Like" indeed. Farmville addiction is a whole new level of crazy, even for Lorelai. Still, having Lorelai on my Facebook friends page is one of the best things ever, even if I'm not helping her level up anymore.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I never understood the appeal of Farmville. I say that after having played it for, like, two months.

[propter-hoc.livejournal.com]

Woo! Very much "Like". That's some awesome Cynic-fic right there! Oh how I've missed ya. Thanks everso for this, it rocked my world..

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked!!

[aquila1nz.livejournal.com]

*liek*

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

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[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

Hilarious: "Both Aristotle and the Velveteen Rabbit were quoted and there was talk of bringing Fringe into the conversation until Alex finally relented."

Awesome: "some rough fumbling on the couch like a couple of teenagers"

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thanks :D :D

[fallon-ash.livejournal.com]

I love this one too.

*like!*

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Yay! \0/