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[wizened_cynic]

My mom just made fun of me for watching Blue's Clues. FML.

(IT WAS AN AWESOME EPISODE.)

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[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

HAHAHAH, FOR ONE SHINING MOMENT YOUR MOM IS AWESOME.

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

did they figure out blue's clues?

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

DAMN STRAIGHT.

It was the episode where Mrs. Pepper gives birth to Cinnamon and they have baby pictures of all the stupid characters like Slippery Soap and Sidetable and at one point Steve is all, "Blue drew this picture when Paprika was born!" and I screamed, "BULLSHIT. SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS."

I'm in a real good place in my life.

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

shit, I didn't even know they had a second baby! so are their kids considered biracial or what? and, like, do they name them and then fill them with spice, or do they name them after whatever comes out? because i remember mr. salt trying to think of a good name for paprika but i wasn't clear on how that decision was reached.

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

also, slippery soap seems like the cartoon personification of prison ass rape. just sayin'.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I think I addressed that in the one Blues Clues incest slash fic I wrote.

The second baby's name is cinnamon and like Paprika, he is brown. Don't know who the hell Mrs. Pepper was banging, but it ain't Mr. Salt.

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

well, white person + black person = brown baby, maybe it's the same for spices.

i only vaguely remember that fic but i'm pretty sure it was awesome.

[roadtriphome.livejournal.com]

Dude, whatever, Blue's Clues is AWESOME.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Lady, you speak the TRUTH.