I'd consider following Christ if he was on Twitter

[wizened_cynic]

Okay, people, BEST FIC MEME EVER.

1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.

2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Ben babysitting drunk!Stephanie, or you may end up with CHAD. Isn't that delightful? (If anything with Chad can ever be delightful.)

Okay? DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I promise to actually write for the prompts this time.



Give me something to do while I wait for Canadian SVU and Parenthood?

ALSO, PLEASE VOTE FOR LORELAI GILMORE. I love Bones, but THERE IS NO CONTEST. A VOTE FOR LORELAI IS A VOTE FOR SHINY HAIR AND AWESOME BOOBS, WHICH I JUST REALIZED ALSO APPLIES TO BONES, BUT LET'S JUST OVERLOOK THAT FOR A MOMENT AND CONCENTRATE ON VOTING FOR LORELAI. KTHXBAI.

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[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I picked this one instead:



Chad loves gay people. He doesn't love gay people like gay people love gay people, but he loves them enough to welcome them into his entourage with open arms and sparkly pink buttplugs.

"You really didn't have to, bro," Jensen says when he opens his WELCOME TO CHAD'S ENTOURAGE, BITCH! present. "It's . . . just what I wanted."

Chad points to him and then to the Jay-man. "Got you two a matching set. Who's your BFF for life now, bitches?"

Jared smiles weakly. Jensen just raises his eyebrows.

[metalphoenix.livejournal.com]

Chad really is a great friend. Even when you don't want really want him to anymore, he just keeps giving.