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[wizened_cynic]

Okay, people, BEST FIC MEME EVER.

1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.

2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Ben babysitting drunk!Stephanie, or you may end up with CHAD. Isn't that delightful? (If anything with Chad can ever be delightful.)

Okay? DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I promise to actually write for the prompts this time.



Give me something to do while I wait for Canadian SVU and Parenthood?

ALSO, PLEASE VOTE FOR LORELAI GILMORE. I love Bones, but THERE IS NO CONTEST. A VOTE FOR LORELAI IS A VOTE FOR SHINY HAIR AND AWESOME BOOBS, WHICH I JUST REALIZED ALSO APPLIES TO BONES, BUT LET'S JUST OVERLOOK THAT FOR A MOMENT AND CONCENTRATE ON VOTING FOR LORELAI. KTHXBAI.

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[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

"many of the patients were only in the hospital because of their own epic stupidity." -- Alex and House must be cousins.

"For starters, I genuinely enjoy any activity in which you bend over."

"she had no idea how to react to being hit on by obnoxious girls with broken arms who like to cause her pain" -- Oh, teenage love.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I swear to fucking god I replied to this comment, but apparently LJ ate it or something. Anyway. Back in 2006 (I think), I took a picture of a building near my dad's office because its name is perfect and the sign reads ALEXANDRA HOUSE.

Wife? Long-lost daughter? Half-sister? Cousin, as you suggest? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Teenage Alex's life is pain.

[kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com]

And this is a prime example of when I hate LJ. There was a reply I had all typed out, but drowning in typos so when I went back to correct them, it decided I wanted to post and then somehow ate it in one graceful swoop. Hopefully you see the first comment cause it's stupid o'clock in the morning and I forget what exactly I said, hence all the typos. Somehing about graduating, leaving this godforsaken state, and you finally having your own kid to obsess over. Whatever. This is exactly why I only lurk on LJ these days.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

No worries, I got the original message. Moving to DC sounds exciting. A lot less cold at the very least. As for having my own kid, it probably won't happen for a while ... or ever. Unless science finally make parthenogenesis possible. Even then, it'll be super expensive and I'm too cheap. I love babies, but I also love money. In other news, my life is still boring, I am still neither employed nor officially in school, and I am still watching SVU because I make terrible choices.

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

Alex was briefly married to a Dr. Gregory House. She even changed her name. She doesn't talk about it.