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[wizened_cynic]

Okay, people, BEST FIC MEME EVER.

1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.

2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Ben babysitting drunk!Stephanie, or you may end up with CHAD. Isn't that delightful? (If anything with Chad can ever be delightful.)

Okay? DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I promise to actually write for the prompts this time.



Give me something to do while I wait for Canadian SVU and Parenthood?

ALSO, PLEASE VOTE FOR LORELAI GILMORE. I love Bones, but THERE IS NO CONTEST. A VOTE FOR LORELAI IS A VOTE FOR SHINY HAIR AND AWESOME BOOBS, WHICH I JUST REALIZED ALSO APPLIES TO BONES, BUT LET'S JUST OVERLOOK THAT FOR A MOMENT AND CONCENTRATE ON VOTING FOR LORELAI. KTHXBAI.

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[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I decided to go with the second one.

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Somehow they all end up in Ben's trailer while they wait for the snow to let up so they can continue shooting. Usually it's Stephanie's trailer they crash, since it contains the most booze, but Stephanie doesn't have any scenes today so it's up to Ben to entertain his co-stars.

"I have a six-pack and half a bag of Cheez Doodles," Ben says, after canvassing his trailer for sustenance.

"I miss Stephanie." Sophia sighs quietly, leaning against Alona's shoulder.

"I miss that silver tequila shit Stephanie gets across the border," Alona says.

"I have Gummi Bears?" Ben offers hopefully, finding a plastic baggie of candy that the seven-year-old "victim" from yesterday had given him.

Alona has an idea to soak the bears in beer and then shove a Cheez Doodle between two bears to make some sort of beer-infused gummi-bear-and-Cheez-Doodle sandwich. The result is disgusting and sort of tastes like what SVU must feel like to most of its viewers, but it occupies a good fifteen minutes and gives Sophia something to twitter about.

But the gummy bears run out and the PA tells them it'll be another half hour or so until they're ready, so they're back where they started.

"Let's play the Game," Sophia suggests.

"What game?" Ben asks.

"I thought we're supposed to be drunk when we play the Game," says Alona.

"Extenuating circumstances," says Sophia. "I'll start."

"Wait, what?" Ben asks, confused and mostly annoyed that he'd provided them with gummi bears to infuse with beer and in return the girls had kept him in the dark about whatever this stupid game is going to be.

"You'll catch on," Alona says, grinning. "I hope."

"A toaster," Sophia says.

"Ow." Alona thinks. "Okay, a tree. But not just any tree. A tree that is on the verge of extinction and he's an environmental studies major with a pill addiction."

"Complicated, and slightly disturbing," Sophia remarks.

"Slightly?" Ben still has no idea what is going on.

"A burrito," Sophia says. "But only if it's prepared properly. Bonus points if there is an eating disorder involved."

"Taxidermied --- is taxidermied a word? I don't care --- taxidermied animals."

"What do you think, Ben?" Sophia asks. "You ready for your turn?"

Ben rolls his eyes. He figured it out as soon as Sophia mentioned the eating disorder.

"Cake," he says. "Baked goods in general, but with a preference for cake. May or may not be due to the adverse influence of teen movies."

Grinning, Sophia glances at Ben and then back at Alona. "He catches on fast."

"Does this game have a name?" Ben asks.

"Yes," Alona answers. "It's called Name an Inanimate Object That Someone Will Have Sex With in a Future Episode, or NIOTSWHSWFE."

"Usually we just call it 'What's the Hell is Wrong with Neal,'" Sophia explains.

Ben nods. "Got it."

[metalphoenix.livejournal.com]

Best. Game. Ever.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

ALONA ICONS FTW!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see the interview where she tells the Supernatural fans that she can't scream, because she doesn't scream irl? Instead she just says a lot of bad words very loudly.

[metalphoenix.livejournal.com]

No! I should watch actual interviews and things with her in them. I don't really watch any, even though I think she is so pretty. I just ogle her pictures and I did watch that one ABC Family movie she did with Christy-Carlson Romano that was so ridiculously cheesy and awful, but perfect at the same time.

[mcdoh1902.livejournal.com]

You. Are. Awesome.

for your little in-jokes, and you know. Writing.