wizened_cynic | you perfectly tanned shit-bird

1. The local channel here is showing Season 3? or 4? of Heroes and I accidentally saw the last 15 minutes of an episode and, like, WHOA. What the fuck happened to this show? I stopped watching because the S1 finale was fucktarded and pissed me the fuck off with its fucktardedness, but holy shit, somehow it's managed to get even dumber and make even less sense? Do people still watch this show? Why is Claire's hair so unattractive? She used to be such a pretty young thing.

2. Better Off Ted outtakes. Spoilers for a future episode. Probably NSFW.

3. I've been watching Leverage, but not in order and not every single episode. I like it, I guess. It's cute and fun and yes, Parker wins at everything but, eh. I can't see myself committing to it. I liked the first season more than the second, and I'm not sure how I like the whole Jeri Ryan addition.

4. I came across a deleted scene on my S2 Gilmore Girls DVD, and just to give you a picture, Rory is in her room reading or something and then the door suddenly opens and Lorelai is there and I swear to God, for a moment I was convinced they were going to have sex. (But they didn't.)

5. Three femslashy recs for CWRPS. Now I know 80% of you won't know who any of these people are, but does it really matter? Let's look at the bigger issue here, which is HOT GIRLS HAVING SEX. Or getting ready to have sex. WHATEVER, my fic recs are awesome. I have taste, bitches. (Except when it comes to SVU fic, but that's really the fandom's problem, and not mine.)

En Travesti , by

lazy_daze, Danneel Harris/Genevieve Cortese. To quote from the warning: mild D/s, roleplay/crossdressing/genderplay themes, toys. SO FUCKING HOT LIKE WHOA. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

Seeking Fuckbuddy, No Experience Required, by

longsufferingly, Adrianne Palicki/Danneel Harris. This is a very sweet fic where Adrianne realizes she's gay and that kissing girls, especially Daneel, is awesome.

Once We Had A Country And We Thought It Fair, by fluffyllama, Samantha Ferris/Alona Tal. Slavery AU. Sam Ferris didn't want to be anybody's mother. So she wasn't. Instead she teaches Alona to kick ass. It's a cute fic, and it reminds me of

somniesperus's Lily and the Crown series in a way, but the opposite. You know what I mean? No? Then shut up and read it.

HIMYM returns tomorrow. I am cautiously optimistic and looking forward to Robin's boobs.