you perfectly tanned shit-bird

[wizened_cynic]

1. The local channel here is showing Season 3? or 4? of Heroes and I accidentally saw the last 15 minutes of an episode and, like, WHOA. What the fuck happened to this show? I stopped watching because the S1 finale was fucktarded and pissed me the fuck off with its fucktardedness, but holy shit, somehow it's managed to get even dumber and make even less sense? Do people still watch this show? Why is Claire's hair so unattractive? She used to be such a pretty young thing.

2. Better Off Ted outtakes. Spoilers for a future episode. Probably NSFW.

3. I've been watching Leverage, but not in order and not every single episode. I like it, I guess. It's cute and fun and yes, Parker wins at everything but, eh. I can't see myself committing to it. I liked the first season more than the second, and I'm not sure how I like the whole Jeri Ryan addition.

4. I came across a deleted scene on my S2 Gilmore Girls DVD, and just to give you a picture, Rory is in her room reading or something and then the door suddenly opens and Lorelai is there and I swear to God, for a moment I was convinced they were going to have sex. (But they didn't.)

5. Three femslashy recs for CWRPS. Now I know 80% of you won't know who any of these people are, but does it really matter? Let's look at the bigger issue here, which is HOT GIRLS HAVING SEX. Or getting ready to have sex. WHATEVER, my fic recs are awesome. I have taste, bitches. (Except when it comes to SVU fic, but that's really the fandom's problem, and not mine.)

En Travesti, by lazy_daze, Danneel Harris/Genevieve Cortese. To quote from the warning: mild D/s, roleplay/crossdressing/genderplay themes, toys. SO FUCKING HOT LIKE WHOA. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

Seeking Fuckbuddy, No Experience Required, by longsufferingly, Adrianne Palicki/Danneel Harris. This is a very sweet fic where Adrianne realizes she's gay and that kissing girls, especially Daneel, is awesome.

Once We Had A Country And We Thought It Fair, by fluffyllama, Samantha Ferris/Alona Tal. Slavery AU. Sam Ferris didn't want to be anybody's mother. So she wasn't. Instead she teaches Alona to kick ass. It's a cute fic, and it reminds me of somniesperus's Lily and the Crown series in a way, but the opposite. You know what I mean? No? Then shut up and read it.

HIMYM returns tomorrow. I am cautiously optimistic and looking forward to Robin's boobs.

Comments

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

hayden panettiere peaked before she was legal. tragic.

[shorelight.livejournal.com]

1. I stopped watching midway through S2. I just couldn't do it. I'm not sure when exactly it went downhill but I know their ratings have taken a huge dive lately, for good reason.

2. Great clip! How they kept a straight face is beyond me...

3. I LOVE Leverage. Give it a chance. It does take a while to grow on you (IMO)... new episodes start Wen. here in the states. Jeri Ryan should be... interesting. I want Sophie back.

Yay for Robin! boobs

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

3. You know what's funny? Like, a year ago when Korean #2 tried to get me to Leverage by showing me a clip, I was convinced that I found Sophie hotter than Parker and that Parker was a tad weird looking. But now that I've watched, like, 7 or 8 episodes? Sophie's the one whom I find a tad weird looking while Parker has totally grown on me.

I'm going to try to make it through the rest of the aired episodes before I decide whether I want to go into the new season. I mean, I like it, but there is no love. Unlike Community. Which I heart so much. SO MUCH.

Some weeks Robin's boobs are the only good things about the episode. True story.

[alcrackfest.livejournal.com]

The next episode of HIMYM is the 100th? So that means singing about suits in the episode. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
And what did you think of the latest Modern Family? Is it just me or it wasn't particularly funny?

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Re: HIMYM

Is it the 100th? Huh. It's called Barney v. Suits or something, so that sounds about right. We'll find out tomorrow, I guess.

I didn't care for the storyline with Manny's dad, but I thought the rest was okay. I officially love Phil now because my dad acted exactly the same way when he had gallstones. I was iffy on Phil at first, but he's won me over with his dorkiness. The crying baby storyline wasn't that funny, except for the one scene with Scarface.

[alcrackfest.livejournal.com]

The thing with Manny's Dad was so predictable, that Jay still fell for it was kind of meh.
I felt the same way about Phil, I like in small doses.
They should have Lauren Graham guest starring in MF, could be fun. I don't see her new show (Parenthood?) having a long run.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I feel like Parenthood can go either way. It could get cancelled after, like, 5 episodes, or it could last for years like Friday Night Lights due to critical acclaim, notwithstanding the meager ratings. I'll still watch, but not because it actually interests me or anything. Oh, LG. The things you make me do.