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[wizened_cynic]

metalphonenix and I couldn't resolve the matter on our own, so I'm taking it to livejournal. Basically, WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AT HOME?

[Poll #1408157]

You can't choose Completely Naked Lorelai or I Don't Care As Long As She Keeps Her Mouth Shut Lorelai. Those are not options. She can either be pantsless or shirtless. Nothing else.

I'm still making my way through the first 6 seasons of GG and dear god, it has the most annoying music IN THE WORLD. The strummy la-la background music and the themesong that NEVER STOPS PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD. Jesus fuck.

Blah, because I'm bored and there's nothing on TV, let's play that game where you pick one of my fics and give me a timestamp before or after (say, 6 weeks before, or 5 minutes after, whatevs), and I will try to write something. Tags list to your left, and I will do Arrested Quantico or any of my weirdass AUs (SPN, Oregon Trail, Ocean's 11, etc.), but not JOA or Alex squared. Sorry, onlyjustwhisper.

Come on, people. Poe implores you to entertain me!

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Three months, and Lorelai was officially sick of the Bahamas.

"There's so much sun," she grumbled as she lay down on top of the towel. "Why is there so much sun?"

"It's called the Caribbean," Alex said unsympathetically. "Sun happens."

"But doesn't the sun get tired? I mean, don't you think he would get sick of having to shine all the time? If I were the sun, I'd want to go supernova after a couple million years or so. Screw the human race."

"The sun doesn't get tired, because it doesn't have feelings."

"How do you know it doesn't have feelings? What if it does have feelings, and now they're hurt because you just went and dismissed them without a second thought?"

"The sun does not have feelings, because it's a ball of fire. In space. And even if it did, Lorelai, it could not possibly be tired, because it doesn't do anything. It's just there, and the planets orbit around it."

"Do you think the planets get tired then?"

Alex would need another cocktail in order to get herself through this conversation. She could easily get one, being in the Bahamas and all, but even she was getting sick of the cocktails. The cocktails, the sun, the sand, the ocean that stretched on forever, relentless and blue.

"Why did we come to the Bahamas?" Lorelai asked, wriggling into a comfortable position and untying her bikini top. "Why didn't we go to Siberia instead? I definitely remember suggesting that we go to Siberia."

"Because of this," Alex said, squeezing the Coppertone onto Lorelai's back, and then began spreading it out in circles, her skin warm and soft and gold beneath Alex's fingers.

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, ohmygod, I love this! So perfectly Lorelai (though really, the only Lorelai I know is yours)... and it was perfect.

Thank you! :D

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

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Glad you liked it! My Lorelai is the only Lorelai that matters, so you're in good shape.