i heard you, i just didn't care

[wizened_cynic]

So I said I would be less emo in this post. Well, here's my best effort at being snarky and, hopefully, slightly cheery at least. I wish I could take all the credit for this, but thrace_ shared some of her awesomeness with me and was instrumental in the conception of this ... I don't even know what you call it. Except AWESOME.




















There's no Rossi, because I hate Rossi. Deal. Oh, and the Morgan one sucks because I don't care for him and always skip his episodes, and therefore I have no idea what's happened to him. Yeah.



I could really use some cake right now. Or cookies.

Comments

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! Oh, fabulous.

Yeah, Rossi irritates me--which I find unfortunate because normally I like Joe Mantegna--but Gideon bothered me more. Still, funny!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Gideon was a prick (so's Rossi, but different kind of prick) but he's more entertaining to write for in my AD/CM crossover. He committed some light ... serial killing!

[onlyjustwhisper.livejournal.com]

So awesome! I'm guessing this is Criminal Minds?
And your powers of awesome are exponential, and I would not be surprised if you one day took over the world :)
(And I actually counted the number of times the word awesome or variations of the word awesome has been used in this post, and the total is: 18!)

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

This is Criminal Minds in a nutshell. The show is basically about a bunch of profilers who catch serial killers and have their personal lives fucked over and over. Except for JJ, who's pretty free from damage so far, except for the fact that she hooked up with this ugly dude and had an equally ugly baby with him.

18! I love that number! I didn't even intend on specifically using it 18 times! That's how awesome I am! And also, psychic.

[metalphoenix.livejournal.com]

hahahha I will have to share these with Kim later! This is so awesome (as you well know).

God, poor team. Their lives do suck pretty bad.

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

I was going to ask how long it took to find sad screencaps of everyone, but this is CM. One or two episodes, you're good. But JJ's face has a touch of bitchery about it, and I love it.

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Hilarious. I still don't watch CM, though it's been on my to-watch list for quite a while. Love the JJ one though. Short and to-the-point and such a big contrast to the other ones. Made me laugh... for sure!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

The rest are funnier once you've watched the show! You should definitely watch it. It's pretty good, though recent episodes have gone downhill. But serial killers! Who doesn't love serial killers?

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

Will check it out at some point. Hopefully this summer!

[nebula99.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious. You should put a link to it at criminalxminds

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I should do that, shouldn't I? But it takes so much effort!

[nebula99.livejournal.com]

But so worth it. *G*

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to do it now, but I have no idea how to preface it. *facepalms*

[nebula99.livejournal.com]

You did it. Huzzah!

(I crack up laughing every single time I look at these pictures.)

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

AMI SENT ME HERE AND I LOL'D AT ALL OF THESE, ESPECIALLY HOTCH AND GARCIA AND GIDEON, HAHA. FTW.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

SEE ICON FOR MORE DETAILS

[fallon-ash.livejournal.com]

I just saw Bobby Flay on Ellen, and when she announced his name my instinctive response was a strong desire to punch him. That's how well you have conditioned me.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

That's because I am awesome. Although you did a good job too. Next time, really DO punch him, and we'll talk about getting you a prize.

[hivesix.livejournal.com]

Lol I like it!

[kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com]

Epic. I love it. :)

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

Dude, you have summarized everything i know about Criminal Minds... except who's the last ugly fellow? And Reid's... knew none of that. Why am I writing fic for these people?

And... you are awesome. Verily.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Hey! Do not slander Gideon! He's a dick, sure, but he was Rube on Dead Like Me, and that is sacrosanct!

It's like how I started writing SPN without ever having watched the show. Thankfully, the interwebs provide a great wealth of information.

Thank you. Be scared of me and my awesome.

[qa.livejournal.com]

LOL win!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thanks~!

[spikmeister.livejournal.com]

Excellent!!! (especially JJ, the words just suit the look!)

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Heh, glad you enjoyed it!

[lizi0527.livejournal.com]

This is made of win!I laughed my ass off.Thanks:D

[woodchoc-magnum.livejournal.com]

Gideon & Reid FTW.

Hilarious!

[ogiraffe.livejournal.com]

Hahah AWESOME!

[chandlerina.livejournal.com]

lmfao, hotch! poor guy.

[drftngwy.livejournal.com]

I love JJ's one. :)

these are awesome.

So, you're awesome.

[onyx-regret.livejournal.com]

It sounds like your awesome is sort of synergetic. The awesomeness of everyone connected to your awesome is increased simply through your awesome efforts.

Also awesome? Criminal Minds FML. Oh, Emily. Why can't you just get magically knocked up and run away with a baby? Note: LOL at Morgan. Sounds like a friend of mine who realised that she has a degree in business management and her job is answering the phone for a complete dumbass who inherited his job. FHL for sure!

Re: So, you're awesome.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Oh, Emily. Why can't you just get magically knocked up and run away with a baby?

YES, THIS.

Or you know, she doesn't even need to get knocked up, she can just have a quantum baby visit her! Problem solved! Emily needs a baby! HALP!

Your friend's plight sounds like what I'll be heading towards. Except instead of business management, it's law school. I'm actually okay with mindless cubicle life as long as it allows me ample time to go on the interwebs.