wizened_cynic: (CM - arrested quantico)
wizened_cynic ([personal profile] wizened_cynic) wrote2009-05-28 08:53 pm

i heard you, i just didn't care

So I said I would be less emo in this post. Well, here's my best effort at being snarky and, hopefully, slightly cheery at least. I wish I could take all the credit for this, but [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ shared some of her awesomeness with me and was instrumental in the conception of this ... I don't even know what you call it. Except AWESOME.




















There's no Rossi, because I hate Rossi. Deal. Oh, and the Morgan one sucks because I don't care for him and always skip his episodes, and therefore I have no idea what's happened to him. Yeah.



I could really use some cake right now. Or cookies.

[identity profile] theholyinnocent.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahaha! Oh, fabulous.

Yeah, Rossi irritates me--which I find unfortunate because normally I like Joe Mantegna--but Gideon bothered me more. Still, funny!

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

Gideon was a prick (so's Rossi, but different kind of prick) but he's more entertaining to write for in my AD/CM crossover. He committed some light ... serial killing!

[identity profile] onlyjustwhisper.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So awesome! I'm guessing this is Criminal Minds?
And your powers of awesome are exponential, and I would not be surprised if you one day took over the world :)
(And I actually counted the number of times the word awesome or variations of the word awesome has been used in this post, and the total is: 18!)

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
This is Criminal Minds in a nutshell. The show is basically about a bunch of profilers who catch serial killers and have their personal lives fucked over and over. Except for JJ, who's pretty free from damage so far, except for the fact that she hooked up with this ugly dude and had an equally ugly baby with him.

18! I love that number! I didn't even intend on specifically using it 18 times! That's how awesome I am! And also, psychic.

[identity profile] metalphoenix.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahha I will have to share these with Kim later! This is so awesome (as you well know).

God, poor team. Their lives do suck pretty bad.
ext_26832: (em and jj)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/ 2009-05-28 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to ask how long it took to find sad screencaps of everyone, but this is CM. One or two episodes, you're good. But JJ's face has a touch of bitchery about it, and I love it.

[identity profile] theagonyofblank.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! Hilarious. I still don't watch CM, though it's been on my to-watch list for quite a while. Love the JJ one though. Short and to-the-point and such a big contrast to the other ones. Made me laugh... for sure!

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
The rest are funnier once you've watched the show! You should definitely watch it. It's pretty good, though recent episodes have gone downhill. But serial killers! Who doesn't love serial killers?

[identity profile] theagonyofblank.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Will check it out at some point. Hopefully this summer!

[identity profile] nebula99.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
This is hilarious. You should put a link to it at [livejournal.com profile] criminalxminds

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I should do that, shouldn't I? But it takes so much effort!

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to do it now, but I have no idea how to preface it. *facepalms*

[identity profile] nebula99.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You did it. Huzzah!

(I crack up laughing every single time I look at these pictures.)

[identity profile] bitter-crimson.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
AMI SENT ME HERE AND I LOL'D AT ALL OF THESE, ESPECIALLY HOTCH AND GARCIA AND GIDEON, HAHA. FTW.

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
SEE ICON FOR MORE DETAILS

[identity profile] fallon-ash.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I just saw Bobby Flay on Ellen, and when she announced his name my instinctive response was a strong desire to punch him. That's how well you have conditioned me.

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's because I am awesome. Although you did a good job too. Next time, really DO punch him, and we'll talk about getting you a prize.

[identity profile] hivesix.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol I like it!

[identity profile] kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Epic. I love it. :)

[identity profile] nike-ravus.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you have summarized everything i know about Criminal Minds... except who's the last ugly fellow? And Reid's... knew none of that. Why am I writing fic for these people?

And... you are awesome. Verily.

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Do not slander Gideon! He's a dick, sure, but he was Rube on Dead Like Me, and that is sacrosanct!

It's like how I started writing SPN without ever having watched the show. Thankfully, the interwebs provide a great wealth of information.

Thank you. Be scared of me and my awesome.

[identity profile] qa.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
LOL win!

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks~!

[identity profile] spikmeister.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent!!! (especially JJ, the words just suit the look!)

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, glad you enjoyed it!

[identity profile] lizi0527.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
This is made of win!I laughed my ass off.Thanks:D

[identity profile] woodchoc-magnum.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Gideon & Reid FTW.

Hilarious!

[identity profile] ogiraffe.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahah AWESOME!

[identity profile] chandlerina.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
lmfao, hotch! poor guy.

[identity profile] drftngwy.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I love JJ's one. :)

these are awesome.

So, you're awesome.

[identity profile] onyx-regret.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like your awesome is sort of synergetic. The awesomeness of everyone connected to your awesome is increased simply through your awesome efforts.

Also awesome? Criminal Minds FML. Oh, Emily. Why can't you just get magically knocked up and run away with a baby? Note: LOL at Morgan. Sounds like a friend of mine who realised that she has a degree in business management and her job is answering the phone for a complete dumbass who inherited his job. FHL for sure!

Re: So, you're awesome.

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Emily. Why can't you just get magically knocked up and run away with a baby?

YES, THIS.

Or you know, she doesn't even need to get knocked up, she can just have a quantum baby visit her! Problem solved! Emily needs a baby! HALP!

Your friend's plight sounds like what I'll be heading towards. Except instead of business management, it's law school. I'm actually okay with mindless cubicle life as long as it allows me ample time to go on the interwebs.