You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE

[wizened_cynic]

I FINISHED ALL THE PROMPTS FOR THE BEST MEME EVER. Yeah, I didn't think I would, seriously. And a lot of them suck because I have forgotten how to write.

The masterlist is here.

My personal favorite is the one I wrote for eolan that none of you will understand unless you have used the textbooks for OXFORD LATIN COURSE. I am laughing just typing about this.

2. I forgot to thank you all for all the lovely shit you wrote in the Holiday Love Meme. So. Thank you. I would whore myself out for more love, except it's not about quantity, it's about quality. And size. And length. But I digress.

3. In case I don't resurface in the next few days, Merry Christmas to all of you and a non-shitty new year!!!!

Comments

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Actually I doubt it was my aunt's idea to be a bitch; it's her husband. So coffee crotch him! Although that may not be necessary. He has two daughters and no sons, and that is punishment enough for a Chinese dude. But yes! Fertility and/or broken condom and/or not pulling out in time mojo would be awesome!

Oh, I mean my immediately family. I don't give a fuck about uncles and aunts and cousins and what not. Feel free to mess with them. I promise not to mess you over.

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

Alright, the messing will commence! Coffee-crotch to the husband, along with hearty laughs for siring only daughters (even though daughters are way better anyway) and pregnancy mojo to the cousin.

I wouldn't mess with your immediate family, they sound pretty cool.