I upped my pledge, up yours!

[wizened_cynic]

So, I'm slowly but surely going through all the prompts for the Best Meme Ever: Holiday Version. Here's a masterlist of what I've written so far. I will get to the all, hopefully before 2011.

Not in any particular order:

I've almost decided whether or not I'm attracted to you, Emily/JJ, The Office AU

I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations, Alex Cabot/Lauren Graham, Gospel According to Chad

I liked it better when it sucked your boobs, Lorelai/Claire, bun_in_oven

Good thing your status updates make spying on you complete unnecessary, Lorelai/Claire

I promise I'll never hide my identity if I run a blog that calls you a skank, Danneel/Sophia, CWRPS AU

If you can't find a job, remember that there's always prostitution, Alex/Lorelai, SPN AU

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals, Alex/Lauren, Gospel According to Chad

There's plenty you can do to help fight AIDS aside from being less of a slut, Quintus/Decimus, OXFORD LATIN COURSE

If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything outside of the entertainment industry, gen, Joan of Arcadia/The Good Wife

Expect a drunk dial soon, random meta on Alex's lameshit behavior in Seasons 10 and 11 of SVU

Okay, the list is pretty short and sad right now, but it'll get longer and ... I'll stop the comparisons here, because it's too late in the evening to talk about Chad's cock.


Second, I've had a pretty shitty month, what with my dad's botched angioplasty + final exams + wisdom teeth removal + Grandmother suddenly kicking the bucket, so I could really use some love:

HOLIDAY LOVE MEME

All righty then, time to get back on those prompts.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

They botched the fucking angioplasty? Goddammit. What a bunch of fuckers.

BRB READING THAT STUFF.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they botched it so bad my dad's been at the ER TWICE since they let him out of the hospital ... and they only let him out because, I quote, "There's not much we can do about the fact that your femoral artery is STILL BLEEDING internally until Friday at the earliest, so come back on Friday and we'll see what happens."

Guess what? He couldn't wait until Friday because his FEMORAL ARTERY IS BLEEDING.

Fucking hate fucking doctors.

[(Anonymous)]

The post is full of comments! I cannot add anymore!

I'll just write it here instead:

I still think you're so awesome. I'm sorry we don't talk as often anymore, but I hope to change that. I also hope good things for you in the future, because you've had a lot of shit dumped on you this year, and that's completely uncool. <3

Too bad you're logging IPs and probably know who this is. Oh well.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHA, I didn't even have to check your IP to figure out who you were. I think your <3 gave you away.

Anyway, thanks for the love! Yeah, it's sad that we never talk anymore. I blame law school for that. I blame law school for everything. Hopefully this will change once I'm done with law school and enter the joyful realm of unemployment.

[metalphoenix.livejournal.com]

Haha, I like hearts, ok!?

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

Hihi! Yep, post is full. But, you know, you're the best person on the internets, and I blame you for all the craziness that my life has taken on in the past two years, including my vaguely unnerving obsession with J2 podfic. And I'm always sad when you say something sad, and happy when you're writing fic.

(And totally selfishly amused that I can get some vicarious love from your meme. Which I need. Since the Old Irish exam was like fucking Viking Rape, and I have two 15pp papers to write in 4 days.)

I could easily gush more, but there's no way this can pass for anonymous, so it would be embarrassing.

Is maam notaire úasal!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank you! I'm glad I got you hooked onto J2 fic! I need to have at least one person on my flist who understands my love for those two gay boys!

I will try not to say sad things from now on, so as not to make you sad. And speaking of vicarious love, I think a whole bunch of people friended me through your Emma/Emily fics, so I should thank you for that!

Alas, I am familiar with Viking Rape, but in the form of Joint Venture Agreements and Share Acquisitions. But the papers? That's just cold, baby. Good luck with those!

I don't speak Viking, so you're goint to have to translate the last bit for me. Unless it's X-men language. Which I also don't speak.

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

How about I put it in Latin instead?

Scriptor nobilis optimus est!

(On a second glance, Old Irish looks a lot like Klingon, although sadly it lacks uvular fricatives.)

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is just sad. My Latin has degenerated to the point where I had to find an online translator to translate that and all I got was: write celebrity best is!

"uvular fricatives" sounds dirty! Hee!

[annapie.livejournal.com]

Chad verse is amazing, as is everything else.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Then I have accomplished everything I ever need to.

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