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[wizened_cynic]

Okay, people, BEST FIC MEME EVER.

1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.

2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Ben babysitting drunk!Stephanie, or you may end up with CHAD. Isn't that delightful? (If anything with Chad can ever be delightful.)

Okay? DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I promise to actually write for the prompts this time.



Give me something to do while I wait for Canadian SVU and Parenthood?

ALSO, PLEASE VOTE FOR LORELAI GILMORE. I love Bones, but THERE IS NO CONTEST. A VOTE FOR LORELAI IS A VOTE FOR SHINY HAIR AND AWESOME BOOBS, WHICH I JUST REALIZED ALSO APPLIES TO BONES, BUT LET'S JUST OVERLOOK THAT FOR A MOMENT AND CONCENTRATE ON VOTING FOR LORELAI. KTHXBAI.

Comments

[mcdoh1902.livejournal.com]

YOU MUST BE SO DESPERATE (FOR VOTES AND PROMPTS).

Here you go!

http://www.someecards.com/confession-cards/id-rather-have-my-head
http://www.someecards.com/confession-cards/if-prepared-just-right-id-make-love
http://www.someecards.com/confession-cards/if-i-were-an-animal-id-eat-vegetarians

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

(http://www.someecards.com/card/662)

Yes, I voted for Lorelai. Why is Gilmore Girls in the drama section? Wasn't it a comedy?

[kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com]

 It's been too long...so I politely request this: 



or this: 

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

this makes me miss having an audience to write for. jesus, so much fun. i'll find a really good one.

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

meh. i found a mediocre one that's likely to result in fic i want to read instead.

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

I voted for Lorelai! (Although I find it amusing that all of the campaign posters are like "even though she doesn't carry a gun," and I'm like, "dude, just think about what you said, Lorelai with a gun is the most terrifying prospect ever!") And Fishkeeper-verse! OMFFFG!

[(Anonymous)]

Found one you can hopefully use:

http://www.someecards.com/flirting-cards/if-i-was-your-coworker-id

[metalphoenix.livejournal.com]

[aygul.livejournal.com]

or



I like this meme. I'd post it myself if I was confident I'd be able answer any prompts.

[madcap-shiny.livejournal.com]

Hopefully one of these might float your boat...

[propter-hoc.livejournal.com]

http://www.someecards.com/workplace-cards/lets-boost-office-morale-by-going-out-to-drink-and-complain-about-office-morale

or

http://www.someecards.com/cry-for-help-cards/i-try-to-allocate-a-significant-portion-of-my-paycheck

or

http://www.someecards.com/cry-for-help-cards/rampant-porn-use-has-left-my-computer-and-soul-in-ruins

[mcdoh1902.livejournal.com]

I am bored, terribly nervous about moving out, and I am bored. Therefore, I am going on a tear through your old fic.

It's awesome.