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[wizened_cynic]

I'm making my way through the second half of Season 4 of Bones, and lo and behold, I recognized this kid in one of the teasers as Bob from Zach and Cody.

This seems simple and a good way to kill ten minutes:

Give me one character and I will tell you:
1. OTP for them.
2. Runner-up pairing.
3. Honorable mention(s).
4. Crack pairing(s).
5. Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't.

I didn't play Dolphin Olympics for over a year and now I'm addicted to it all over again.

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[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

Ha, soon you will watch the season finale of Bones Season 4 where I got the idea of Cam as a butch cop that I used in Trannys Need Love Too (http://mayireadtoday.livejournal.com/1735.html).

Is this the only season of Bones you've seen?

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Ha! I look forward to it.

I've seen all the seasons so far (I watched Bones before anyone in the world watched Bones, because I followed Hart Hanson over from Joan of Arcadia) but I'm not, like, super invested or anything.

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

I feel like Cam's bisexual -- what do you think?

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I've never focused on her long enough for that to occur to me. I shall watch her parts a bit more carefully and then assess. What makes you think that she's bisexual?

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

I love Cam so I watch her very closely. The bisexual thing is just a feeling I have -- but then again, I could just be watching with my slash goggles on.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I watched the episode where she adopts her ex-boyfriend's daughter. I liked it when she talked about how she didn't think it was possible for anyone to love a child that much. TEARS.

[annapie.livejournal.com]

Do Jess from GG!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Why do you make my life so hard?

1. Jess/DEAN
2. Jess/Paris
3. Jess/SAM WINCHESTER
4. Jess/NATHAN PETRELLI from Heroes, Jess/Peter Petrelli from Heroes, Jess/Claire from Heroes
5. Jess/Rory

[annapie.livejournal.com]

Because I care about you, of course!

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

Everyone bags on season 4, but it was super cheap on blu ray. I've decided to just enjoy Emily Deschanel and ignore everything else.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I do not remember what episode it was, but my god, I looked up and both Angela and Brennan had the shiniest, prettiest, well-coiffed hair ever. That makes up for any and all of the season's flaws, I believe.

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

Their hair was fantastic. Like, perfect volume and framing their faces just right. They look so much better than Emily and JJ.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

UGH, YES. I'm also annoyed the show Bernero'ed my JJ backstory. Add that to the shitty hair, it's UNFORGIVABLE.

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

Fucking Bernero is like...I don't want to say it, but he's turning into Baer. Like, LET'S THROW IN SOME HORRIBLE PAST TRAGEDY OH THE PATHOS, THE PATHOS. Too bad the government fucking sifts through your life with a fine sieve when you join the FBI and Hotch would KNOW about JJ's sister.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER. FAKE SISTER. JJ HAD TO COVER UP HER PAST AS A HUNTER IN ORDER TO GET INTO FBI.

But yes, Bernero is all sorts of fail these days. But you know, fuck decent writing as long as they give us great hair and makeup. Yet they don't have the decency to do that.

[piedra-lumbre.livejournal.com]

I have to jump in here and say that this is the coolest icon ever! Do you have a larger version of the picture? I love the idea of Emily as Goldfinger. In fact now that I think about it, I'm going to add that to my plot bunnies list because it's just awesome.

[beauticity.livejournal.com]

HAHHAHHA! icon <3 Sorry, HIMYM has been the only highlight each week.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I haven't been feeling HIMYM for a while :/

I think Modern Family and Community are both funnier than HIMYM now. You should try!

[eolan.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Harry Potter.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I don't know anything about HP, so you're outta luck there.

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

TVCanon!Lorelai

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

1. Lorelai/her massive issues and emotional baggage that no man, woman, or beast, least of all Paul Anka (dog), can help her sort out
2. Lorelai/Rachel (Luke's girlfriend from Season 1)
3. Lorelai/Lynnie (the therapist Emily tried to set Christopher up with in the S6 finale, played by Jan from The Office)
4. REALLY? DO I REALLY NEED TO CLARIFY MY POSITION ON THIS?
5. Lorelai/Luke

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

Number 3 sounds interesting. Do you have a link to that episode? Is it worth watching?

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Shit, I don't know. That episode is from 2006, so I'm not sure if you can even find it online anymore. A lot of people hated the episode because [spoiler] but I liked it because vulnerable!Lorelai is awesome, and because I thought she had pretty good rapport with the therapist. So I'd say watch it. It confirms my belief that Lorelai is a big, dumb homo who doesn't know it yet.

[aygul.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah, Lorelai/Rachel. I don't feel so alone anymore.

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

Ruby, from SPN

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I have no shippy thoughts towards Ruby whatsoever, because she annoys me and I hate her. New Ruby at least. I found First Ruby to be amusingly snarky and relatively tolerable.

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

Meh, worth a shot.

Cicero?

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

1. Cicero/Mark Antony
2. Cicero/Julius Caesar
3. Cicero/JESUS
4. Cicero/Sam Winchester
5. I was unaware that Cicero was frequently shipped with others.

[alcrackfest.livejournal.com]

Robin, from HIMYM

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

1. Robin/Canada
2. Robin/ Lily (I love how the writers bring up Lily's massive crush on her from time to time)
3. Robin/Barney, before they got together and started to suck; Robin/Ted, but only because I read this super awesome fic where they have a baby
4. I just came home from work, so I am too tired to think of any.
5. I am not answering this question because I am tired and I just DON'T CARE at this point.

[aygul.livejournal.com]

Emily Prentiss

[aygul.livejournal.com]

Or Elle. Pick one.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

YAY ELLE! I love it when Elle gets some love.

1. Elle/Morgan (I don't really ship them, but I loved their banter)

Okay, that's really it, because there isn't anyone else I want to ship Elle with. Elle and Reid are too brother and sister like. Elle and Hotch? That would make for some batshit angry hatesex.

Crack pairing: Elle/the Russian cleaning lady paid by Lola Glaudini in Andy Richter Controls the Universe. Or, hell, Elle/Jessica from ARCTU.