alternative dispute resolution

bank_farter asked me to do Alex (she didn't really need to; I'd do Alex anyway, in any which way I can) for this meme, so I did. And because I am so outrageously bored by law, I did ALL of the options, instead of picking just one. So. Here goes.

Oh, and Alex/Olivia shippers probably should avoid.

( things you never needed to know about Alex Cabot )