Whee! Happy birthday to me!!!!!!!
Okay, that was lame. I don't even celebrate my birthday. In fact, I've given my mother and brother strict orders to tell anyone who calls me tonight that I'm out having dinner with friends or some stupid shit like that. My Hong Kong people are well-meaning, and I love them as much as I am capable of, but a girl just wants to be left in peace to watch House and SVU, you know?
Anyway, I'm 21. It's pretty much downhill from here.
It's also
deuce81's birthday, and I wrote her birthday fic as a present, and it's also a present to myself, because I'm lame like that.
Kidfic. Sequel to designs on you, a.k.a. the one about Lorelai's birthday party during which she kissed a girl for the very first time. This time, it's Alex's turn to have a birthday.
Some inappropriate pubescent-age kissing. You are warned.
( This is officially the worst birthday of Alex's entire LIFE. )
It's also
randomscratches's birthday (the fact that we have the same birthday proves that all those horoscope-things are bullshit, because we cannot be more different) (she's Slutty's ex) today, so happy birthday to her too! And tomorrow is
eolan's birthday! There must've been something in the water.
Okay, that was lame. I don't even celebrate my birthday. In fact, I've given my mother and brother strict orders to tell anyone who calls me tonight that I'm out having dinner with friends or some stupid shit like that. My Hong Kong people are well-meaning, and I love them as much as I am capable of, but a girl just wants to be left in peace to watch House and SVU, you know?
Anyway, I'm 21. It's pretty much downhill from here.
It's also
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Kidfic. Sequel to designs on you, a.k.a. the one about Lorelai's birthday party during which she kissed a girl for the very first time. This time, it's Alex's turn to have a birthday.
Some inappropriate pubescent-age kissing. You are warned.
( This is officially the worst birthday of Alex's entire LIFE. )
It's also
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