sacriligion

DrummerJew2002: you two amuse me
wcynic: haha
wcynic: well you and i, we amuse the molly too
wcynic: and you and molly amuse me
wcynic: we're like ... the badass version of the holy trinity
DrummerJew2002: that's a hilariously true comparison
wcynic: you can be god but i call jesus
DrummerJew2002: that works
DrummerJew2002: what's the third?
DrummerJew2002: the ghost?
wcynic: yeah
wcynic: holy spirit
DrummerJew2002: holy spirit, batman!
wcynic: it sounds like a DRINK
wcynic: "i'd like a bottle of holy spirit please"
DrummerJew2002: "hey, barkeep, bring me a holy spirit"
wcynic: "mostly vodka with a dash of holy spirit"
DrummerJew2002: the jesus shooter
wcynic: now that's just dirty


DrummerJew2002: we should start a religion themed bar
DrummerJew2002: we could have all these religiously named drinks
wcynic: YES
wcynic: THE MOHAMMED
DrummerJew2002: mary magdalene on ice, also known as the holy whore colada
wcynic: the burning bush
wcynic: and it actually comes
wcynic: ON FIRE
DrummerJew2002: yes!
DrummerJew2002: our motto could be
DrummerJew2002: "come get drunk on religion"
wcynic: "you've found jesus --- on the rocks, with a twist"
Piper Rhiannon: Fucking. Genius. would a Virgin Mary be a Bloody Mary with no alcohol?
wcynic: and a cherry


I would apologize for offending anyone, but I wouldn't mean it, so let's just cut the bullshit.

( depressing alcohol-related drabble: Claire meets Founder's Day Punch )