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[livejournal.com profile] kymess_jr prompted me with Febreze and umbrella, and here is her porn. I could not work in remote control, sorry! Anyway, it is time traveling porn. I'm too lazy to explain it, just read The Time Traveler's Wife. Or, just know that this is twice the number of naked Alexes for the price of one.




footfalls echo in memory

What might have been and what has been
Point to one end, which is always present.
- T.S. Eliot



One minute you're telling Lorelai not to Febreze the hamster, and the next you're lying face-down on a lawn somewhere, your head spinning and your stomach threatening to empty out its contents. It takes a minute and a few hard swallows before you can sit up and take in the surroundings.

Gray sky, brick house. You could be anywhere.

You borrow a T-shirt and some pajama bottoms from the clothesline and embark on your merry way.

You already know who you're here to find.

You find her amid a throng of umbrellas. She's holding a black one, and it makes you think of your funeral. Her funeral.

Her face brightens when she sees you. She looks so young for a minute, you could almost imagine her as someone else. Not Alex Cabot. Not you, not who you are now.

"Come on." You take her hand. She grasps, as if letting go would propel her back into her present, and her present, you remember, is worse than when you both are at this moment.

At this moment, you are together. She is not alone.

You're traveling, both you and your self. It's the past. The Boston Globe says it's spring of 1985. The gentleman whom you asked for the time tells you it's three-thirty.

Somewhere, there is a third you, rushing home from school, knee-socks and navy blazer and high hopes for the future.

You teach your self to pick someone's pocket. She widens her eyes, frowns. She spent years upholding the law; now you're asking her to break it. You remember the words from the first time around, when you were her. "It's about survival, Emily."

She freezes. Her hand is cold. "Who are you?"

"Claire."

"When are you from?"

"2006."

Her face falls as she counts up the dates. You take pity and tell her to stand there. Minutes later you return with a wallet you lifted out of a teenager's open knapsack. You take the cash, leave the ID in the wallet. You place it in a hidden corner outside the record store where the kid had been shopping.

You rent a room at the Holiday Inn two blocks down. "Sisters," you explain, even though the manager doesn't ask.

The room is small, but clean. She draws water for a bath while you read the newspaper at the dimly-lit desk, tapping your fingers against the Formica the whole time, wondering what Lorelai is doing, when you can come back to her.

She comes out fifteen minutes later, her hair slicked back and wet, glistening in the tepid light of the room. She's wearing nothing but the complimentary bathrobe, which dwarfs her, makes her look smaller than she is. She's thinner than you recall. You remember losing weight the first few months in Wisconsin, when you couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, couldn't close your eyes without leaving on every single light in the house.

This is me, you think. This is me before Stars Hollow.

She initiates the kiss. She climbs onto your lap, straddles you, pushes you down and back into the chair, her fingers weaving through your hair. Her lips are dry, cracked; she tastes like penny wishes and tears. She kisses you until both of you are fighting for breath, your lungs feeling so tight they might explode.

You break the kiss for a moment and say, "We can't keep doing this."

She says, "I have to."

"Alex," you say. "Alex, I'm not going to keep coming back for you. I'm only here for the first few times, to help you along. Once you get the hang of it, you're going to have to travel alone."

"No." Desperation cuts through her voice. She grinds against you, harder, reminding herself, reminding you, that she's alive and real. "No. You can't go. I need you, I need to remember who I am."

"Alex," you say again. "I'm not who we used to be."

Her smile is both wistful and predatory. She catches your earlobe between her teeth. "You're close enough."

You move her onto the bed for better access, because you needed this once, and she needs it now. She was you, but you are not her. She is not you, not yet. You will be the same person.

She shrugs off her robe and clasps your head against her chest. You graze the soft curve of her left breast with your nose as you circle her nipple with her tongue. Her cries spur you on, but you feel the vertigo returning, and you know it's almost time. Might as well cut to the chase.

She's wet, but not enough, and she yelps when you twist two fingers in. Your strokes are rough, careless, and she rides your hand forcefully, trying push more of you into her. You thumb her clit until she's near, then you replace it with your tongue and begin tracing the letters of your name.

She comes on the second A of Alexandra.

Afterwards, she is motionless, limp as a rag doll. Her eyes are pressed closed, her brow drenched with sweat. She's not asleep, but she wishes she were. She knows you will be gone by the time she wakes up.

You want to tell her, so badly, that it will be okay. That she will survive this, because you already did. But it's against the rules; she'll just have to live it.

It won't hurt to give her something to live on, you think.

Your vision is starting to blur again, and there's that white noise in your ears. You lean close, brush your lips against her cheek, and whisper:

Lorelai.





Merry Christmas, you stupid bastards! And to all a good night!

Date: 2006-12-25 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hostile-driver.livejournal.com
I think I ought to hate you a little for being so good at this, but ... dammit and a half, you are awesome.

Merry bloody Christmas to you too.

Date: 2006-12-25 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
Why, thank you! You're not so bad yourself, my little ill-tempered driver.

Merry Christmas and I hope you score a lot of good presents. (And if you're going to be in close contact with the rugrats again, BOOST YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM BEFOREHAND!)

Date: 2006-12-25 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com
Well, that was odd. It was interesting, I'll say that and many people can't say they've read a fic of a character having sex with themselves. Merry Christmas!

Date: 2006-12-25 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
Hahahha, thanks. Dude, if I looked like Alex Cabot, I'd have sex with myself every day. Feliz Navidad!

Date: 2006-12-25 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymess-jr.livejournal.com
Yay! porn, the Christmas gift that keeps on giving...

Merry Christmas to you too :)

Date: 2006-12-25 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
Shit, I just realized I have no idea whether or not you've read The Time Traveler's Wife. I'm sorry if the whole time-traveling confused you, but whatever, there was cunnilingus.

That's my way of saying, Merry Christmas! Be careful with the boxcutters when you're opening presents!

Date: 2006-12-25 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymess-jr.livejournal.com
No, I've never read The Time Traveler's Wife, but that didn't keep me from enjoying the sex. (and I've seen/read enough time-travel movies/books in my time to not get confused.)

Date: 2006-12-25 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
Dude, you seriously need to go to VPL and borrow The Time Traveler's Wife. You will not regret it.

I lost one of my library books and am now in agony over it. Not because it was a good book, but because I now have to PAY for it. WOE.

... I like talking about myself, okay? OKAY?

Date: 2006-12-25 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilliant-lies.livejournal.com
DUDE. HOT.

I'm really going to have to read The Time Traveler's Wife, now. Note to self.

Date: 2006-12-25 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
Angry self-loathing self-sex is the best.

You really need to! Go to the library right now! Stat!

P.S. Thank you :)
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Date: 2006-12-26 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
DAMN YOU L WORD! Ruining everyone's porn consumption since 2002.

Oh, screw the story. The banner is pretty, yes? That's all I care about.

I had a total Lowenstein moment (you're going to ask me, aren't you?

Explain yourself, young lady!

KTHXBYE.
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Date: 2006-12-27 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
Heee, this reminds me: ATY and I are the worst lesbians ever. We won't stop talking about semen, and we get freaked out by breasts. What? THEY'RE SCARY!

Aw, thanks. *squishes* The story breaks about every single timeline/canon I ever remotely tried to follow, but hmmmmm ... multiple Alexes.

the Sweater of Rainbow Vomit.

At least it's gay friendly! I liked her blue Wisconsin sweater and the purple coat of resurrection. And her shiny, shiny, shiny hair.

I'm not watching anything with Barbara Streisand in it. The book looks good though. Is there incest in it? There should be incest. It's the SOUTH.

Date: 2006-12-27 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deuce81.livejournal.com
"She comes on the second A of Alexandra."

It took me like five minutes to figure out which "A" you were referring to...

Date: 2006-12-27 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
*sighs* It's because I didn't put Achilles and Hector in, isn't it?

Date: 2006-12-27 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zuzubailey76.livejournal.com
I love Claire (which I almost misspelled) and Emily, but now I want to read more about 1985 Alex. In your universe, does time traveling exist just to give Emily hope in witness protection, or did it start before that? Does Alex time travel as a kid? Please explain.

Date: 2006-12-27 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com
Hmmm ... I waver between Alex developing the disease after she gets shot as a defense/coping mechanism, and Alex having the disease all her life and being, basically, her only friend when she was a kid. Because nice girls don't masturbate. They have sex with their time traveling selves.
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