I'd consider following Christ if he was on Twitter

[wizened_cynic]

Okay, people, BEST FIC MEME EVER.

1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.

2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Ben babysitting drunk!Stephanie, or you may end up with CHAD. Isn't that delightful? (If anything with Chad can ever be delightful.)

Okay? DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I promise to actually write for the prompts this time.



Give me something to do while I wait for Canadian SVU and Parenthood?

ALSO, PLEASE VOTE FOR LORELAI GILMORE. I love Bones, but THERE IS NO CONTEST. A VOTE FOR LORELAI IS A VOTE FOR SHINY HAIR AND AWESOME BOOBS, WHICH I JUST REALIZED ALSO APPLIES TO BONES, BUT LET'S JUST OVERLOOK THAT FOR A MOMENT AND CONCENTRATE ON VOTING FOR LORELAI. KTHXBAI.

Comments

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

"You're going to tell me everything yourself, aren't you?"

"With added commentary on hair and clothes and maybe even physical re-enactments with sock puppets!"

Sometimes when someone tells you an episode of tv it's even better than watching it. I bet Lorelai's retellings are so better than the tv shows.

Re: Hopefully one of these might float your boat...

[annapie.livejournal.com]

GOOD GOD I DID NOT MEAN CHAD/ALEX LIKE THAT. GOD. I meant the Chad AND Alex universe!

Re: Hopefully one of these might float your boat...

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

These two!

:)

Re: Hopefully one of these might float your boat...

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is awesome!

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

LOL COMING TO THIS LATE AND ALSO I HAVE NO REGRETS AND NO SHAME.

[mcdoh1902.livejournal.com]

I am bored, terribly nervous about moving out, and I am bored. Therefore, I am going on a tear through your old fic.

It's awesome.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Stemmy Cell. My fic is going to miss the high school you. The college you will probably be too busy to reread my fic and my fic will be all sad and unloved and cry itself to sleep.

So, have you started planning your next trip to HK yet?

[mcdoh1902.livejournal.com]

I will always be reading your fic at random moments because I'm always guaranteed some epic crack that is hilarious and somewhat sad.

And is very well-written, which is better than half the crap you can find nowadays. And I think there's a lot of shit you've never tagged. But I'm too lazy to go hunting.

Oh...HK. Probably winter, next time. We'll see how it goes. 2011?