you and me against the world

Kids, back in 2006, drummer_jew2002 and I were partners in crime. None of you remember this because you were not even BORN then, so let me remind you of this brilliant review of the pilot of Conviction that we did back when it premiered.

(For those who do not remember, which is ALL of you, Conviction was the short-lived and terrible spinoff in which Alex Cabot was heterosexual and wore very ugly clothes.)

6 years later, a little older but none the wiser, we give you live commentary of the Season 14 premiere of SVU, guest-starring Paget Brewster and Cragen's penis.

Jew posted this on her Facebook status:

Does SVU REALLY need to say that the story is fictional at this point? I mean, hasn't this show gone so far over the top that everyone knows they're not depicting any actual person or event?

And the ensuing conversation happened in her comments.

( can we focus on what is truly important ie paget brewster's hair? )

Now I have to, like, drink sleep tea so I can go to sleep and wake up to another day of agony and self-loathing.