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y'know, because of chester. the carrot.
Apr. 27th, 2009 05:06 pmSo, instead of studying for constitutional law, THE ABSOLUTE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE, I sat down to watch whatever was on television, which happened to be some Land Before Time Cartoon and an old episode of Zach and Cody.
Let's talk about Land Before Time, shall we? Am I supposed to believe that a bunch of pussy herbivores went and adopted a baby T-rex who doesn't grow up to EAT ALL OF THEM and is purple? And the new pink dinosaur, whatever she is, am I supposed to believe she can just pick up a stone and skip it? SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS. And there's some random fish that speaks like a special needs Chinese man. WHAT THE FUCK? I REMEMBER THE LAND BEFORE TIME BEING SO AWESOME WHEN I WAS SIX. MY CHILDHOOD, IT IS DESTROYED.
As for Zach and Cody: wow, that Max sure is a little budding lesbian, isn't she?
During the time I didn't spend watching this crap, I wrote another installment of the "Lorelai can't ..." mini-series. Because you love it when SPN!Lorelai gets into all kinds of shenanigans.
( Lorelai can't stop twitching her nose. )
Let's talk about Land Before Time, shall we? Am I supposed to believe that a bunch of pussy herbivores went and adopted a baby T-rex who doesn't grow up to EAT ALL OF THEM and is purple? And the new pink dinosaur, whatever she is, am I supposed to believe she can just pick up a stone and skip it? SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS. And there's some random fish that speaks like a special needs Chinese man. WHAT THE FUCK? I REMEMBER THE LAND BEFORE TIME BEING SO AWESOME WHEN I WAS SIX. MY CHILDHOOD, IT IS DESTROYED.
As for Zach and Cody: wow, that Max sure is a little budding lesbian, isn't she?
During the time I didn't spend watching this crap, I wrote another installment of the "Lorelai can't ..." mini-series. Because you love it when SPN!Lorelai gets into all kinds of shenanigans.
( Lorelai can't stop twitching her nose. )
