she loves all your fingers and toes

Apparently I really am incapable of writing anything unless a) I have two other papers that are due next week and I have not started either, and/or b) I'm writing about something totally absurd and slightly gross.

You guys should be used to it, so whatever. Remember how a long time ago, I wrote a fic where Alex had chicken pox? And then I wrote a fic where she had a urinary tract infection, and it got an insane number of comments? Well, this is the story of the latest affliction our favorite ADA is going through.

God, I know Claire and Lorelai are now so boring and old and practically married, but I LIKE THEM LIKE THAT, so you will just have to deal with the fluff and cavities. I'm reserving all my angst for the Supernatural AU, which . . . stay tuned. OR NOT.

( Lorelai had said once, offhandedly, that if Claire were a guy, her feet would be indicative of the size of her penis, and Claire had said that she did not like where this conversation was going. )

I have GOT to stop breaking the fourth wall. Now I must back to criminal law. Me no like. Me sad :(