then she told me i'll never be truly thin because i have a naturally large thorax

Here it is: Part Two of my descent into fanfic hell.

I can't be arsed to watch Dora to actually mimick an episode like I did with Blue, so this is more of a parody of SVU than anything else. Do not read if you are sensitive to satire and squicky references to monkey bondage. (Don't worry, there is no actual sex in this fic, and definitely no human/animal sex or anything of the like.) You know what, do not read unless you are thelastgoodname or any other of the HORSES of the APOCALYPSE.

mosca and I had this conversation:

mosca: I just wrote a figure skating RPS/WBRPS crossover.
wcynic: I am writing an SVU/Dora the Explorer crossover.
mosca: you win

( YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU'RE NOT A FATHER! )

I swear on the life of Alex Cabot that there will be no more of these hellfics. They are called hellfics because they are going to destine me to hell.

Long weekend, so I will try to get some writing done. Back to your usual, normal, safe, unsquicky Alex/Lorelai fic. There might even be fluff and happiness! Nothing gross! Or wrong! Or will get me in trouble with PETA or the real sex crimes unit.

Please don't leave me.