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metalphonenix and I couldn't resolve the matter on our own, so I'm taking it to livejournal. Basically, WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AT HOME?

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You can't choose Completely Naked Lorelai or I Don't Care As Long As She Keeps Her Mouth Shut Lorelai. Those are not options. She can either be pantsless or shirtless. Nothing else.

I'm still making my way through the first 6 seasons of GG and dear god, it has the most annoying music IN THE WORLD. The strummy la-la background music and the themesong that NEVER STOPS PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD. Jesus fuck.

Blah, because I'm bored and there's nothing on TV, let's play that game where you pick one of my fics and give me a timestamp before or after (say, 6 weeks before, or 5 minutes after, whatevs), and I will try to write something. Tags list to your left, and I will do Arrested Quantico or any of my weirdass AUs (SPN, Oregon Trail, Ocean's 11, etc.), but not JOA or Alex squared. Sorry,

onlyjustwhisper.

Come on, people. Poe implores you to entertain me!

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They had a hard time coming up with a name for The Savior of Us All, so for two months, they just called her Smooshface. Because she looked like one, and because The Savior of Us All was quite a mouthful, especially after eight weeks of sleep deprivation.

They would've named her Mary, but both their dads objected. The kid needs her own name, they said, so it was back to Beyond Jennifer and Jason, which was totally outdated anyway, who the hell still names their kid Jennifer these days?

"Isabella?" Lorelai suggested.

"Ugh," said Alex. "Too Twilight. Caroline."

"Too Little House on the Prairie."

"You love Little House on the Prairie."

"Not enough to name my kid after Ma Ingalls. Ava."

"Everyone's named Ava. She's going to go to kindergarten with six other Avas. Victoria."

"No! No queen names!"

They stared at each other in exhausted silence as little Mary-Isabella-Caroline-Victoria-Ava let out a contented little sigh from where she was napping in her bassinet.

"We're going to call her Smooshface forever, aren't we?" Alex asked, defeated.

Lorelai nodded. "But she'll be the only Smooshface in her kindergarten class."

Awwww, THEM.

Smooshface is totally unique, like a Savior of Us All should be.

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