I upped my pledge, up yours!

[wizened_cynic]

So, I'm slowly but surely going through all the prompts for the Best Meme Ever: Holiday Version. Here's a masterlist of what I've written so far. I will get to the all, hopefully before 2011.

Not in any particular order:

I've almost decided whether or not I'm attracted to you, Emily/JJ, The Office AU

I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations, Alex Cabot/Lauren Graham, Gospel According to Chad

I liked it better when it sucked your boobs, Lorelai/Claire, bun_in_oven

Good thing your status updates make spying on you complete unnecessary, Lorelai/Claire

I promise I'll never hide my identity if I run a blog that calls you a skank, Danneel/Sophia, CWRPS AU

If you can't find a job, remember that there's always prostitution, Alex/Lorelai, SPN AU

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals, Alex/Lauren, Gospel According to Chad

There's plenty you can do to help fight AIDS aside from being less of a slut, Quintus/Decimus, OXFORD LATIN COURSE

If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything outside of the entertainment industry, gen, Joan of Arcadia/The Good Wife

Expect a drunk dial soon, random meta on Alex's lameshit behavior in Seasons 10 and 11 of SVU

Okay, the list is pretty short and sad right now, but it'll get longer and ... I'll stop the comparisons here, because it's too late in the evening to talk about Chad's cock.


Second, I've had a pretty shitty month, what with my dad's botched angioplasty + final exams + wisdom teeth removal + Grandmother suddenly kicking the bucket, so I could really use some love:

HOLIDAY LOVE MEME

All righty then, time to get back on those prompts.

Comments

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank you! I'm glad I got you hooked onto J2 fic! I need to have at least one person on my flist who understands my love for those two gay boys!

I will try not to say sad things from now on, so as not to make you sad. And speaking of vicarious love, I think a whole bunch of people friended me through your Emma/Emily fics, so I should thank you for that!

Alas, I am familiar with Viking Rape, but in the form of Joint Venture Agreements and Share Acquisitions. But the papers? That's just cold, baby. Good luck with those!

I don't speak Viking, so you're goint to have to translate the last bit for me. Unless it's X-men language. Which I also don't speak.

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

How about I put it in Latin instead?

Scriptor nobilis optimus est!

(On a second glance, Old Irish looks a lot like Klingon, although sadly it lacks uvular fricatives.)

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is just sad. My Latin has degenerated to the point where I had to find an online translator to translate that and all I got was: write celebrity best is!

"uvular fricatives" sounds dirty! Hee!