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wizened_cynic) wrote2010-02-08 12:57 am
wizened_cynic) wrote2010-02-08 12:57 am
that can be your speech at her shotgun wedding to starburns
Many thanks again for all your condolences. Milo's a lucky hamster to have had so much love from you guys. Speaking of people doing awesome, generous things, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hostile_driver surprised me with a year of paid time for this journal, so I now owe her a kidney or some of my liver or all of my liver if she wants it. She's the best Black Pearl ever! (Yes, we have racially-insensitive nicknames for each other, just like me and the Jew.)
I wonder if I can bring a notebook to work and try to get some CNY ficlets done there. Yeah, it's going to be ficlets this year. Maybe drabbles. Or nothing. Nothing is pretty festive. How do people who have actual jobs ever get anything done?
This does seem doable in the mean time: Ask me about a pairing I have written (or haven't and you think I should write) and I will give you five facts about them or a ficlet or a song that is CLEARLY THEIR SONG or what they order from the Chinese place down the street, etc, etc.
I have more fandoms this year: Community, Modern Family, CWRPS (my god, someone please pick this one), Criminal Minds, etc. GO CRAZY, Y'ALL.
hostile_driver surprised me with a year of paid time for this journal, so I now owe her a kidney or some of my liver or all of my liver if she wants it. She's the best Black Pearl ever! (Yes, we have racially-insensitive nicknames for each other, just like me and the Jew.) I wonder if I can bring a notebook to work and try to get some CNY ficlets done there. Yeah, it's going to be ficlets this year. Maybe drabbles. Or nothing. Nothing is pretty festive. How do people who have actual jobs ever get anything done?
This does seem doable in the mean time: Ask me about a pairing I have written (or haven't and you think I should write) and I will give you five facts about them or a ficlet or a song that is CLEARLY THEIR SONG or what they order from the Chinese place down the street, etc, etc.
I have more fandoms this year: Community, Modern Family, CWRPS (my god, someone please pick this one), Criminal Minds, etc. GO CRAZY, Y'ALL.
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1. The next time Sophia goes to Vancouver is when Alona reprises her role on Supernatural for the finale and this time, Danneel's the one pounding on the other side of the wall and yelling at Sophia to keep it down, they're scaring the dogs.
2. On their second date, they go up to Sophia's roof after dinner and shoot a couple of beer cans. With a BB gun, of course. They save the target range for the third date.
3. They end up making out through Avatar when they watch it at the theater, which is a little awkward for the first thirty seconds when, at the heat of the moment, neither of them remember that they are wearing 3-D glasses.
4. Alona's bed is a twin, because she's tiny and large beds make her agoraphobic. It's totally weird, but Sophia likes that about her. Sophia likes everything about her.
Sophia always brings her dogs whenever she stays over at Alona's place. It's kind of amazing that two humans and three pit balls can fit in that tiny bed, but they do, and Sophia never sleeps better than when they're all piled up in Alona's bed like that.
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Law & Order SVU (and by the way, you really should be watching/writing Castle) :P
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Er, which pairing?
I did watch a bit of Castle earlier this year, but while I enjoyed it, I wasn't too invested. It reminded me of Bones, but with the roles reversed.
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I definitely recommend bringing notebooks to work! If I recall correctly, you wrote some really awesome fic during lectures. So go for it!
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I can only come up with four, because I am exhausted as fuck from work. I suck at following meme directions, I know.
FOUR FACTS ABOUT CHAD/HIMSELF AND SOMETIMES HIS LEFT HAND
1. The first thing Chad did after he bought his apartment was order the interior decorating to turn one of the spare rooms into a masturbatorium. That's how much he respects his left hand.
2. If Chad could figure out a way to suck his own dick, he would. Because why wouldn't he? His dick is awesome. It would be an honor to suck his dick.
3. Black eyes make Chad look even hotter that he usually does. So whenever someone punches him in the face, he considers it an opportunity to sleep with barely-legal chicks in nursing school doing their practicum in the ER.
4. Chad thinks about donating to charity from time to time. Preferably to an organization that supports and funds research for cloning. He really hopes that they'll figure out how to clone humans before he dies, so that he can make a couple copies of himself, because he's not sure if the world can handle not having Chad Michael Murray in it. He doesn't want his death to be the downfall of civilization.
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Yeah, this is why i cultivate sloppy handwriting, so that no one notices I'm writing porn. Of course yesterday I was in the mood to draw it, and my boss kept wandering in and I had to slam my syntax homework over the naked people. But it was dead slow, so I had the chance to finish listening to a J2 podfic on my ipod. Listening to porn at work is a new low for me.
More fic soon please!
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J2 fic is awesome. Someone on my flist was hating on it and I was all, TEARS.
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... considering ways to keep in the english mindset;..
http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/category/readerfayjay
How could anyone not like J2 fic? It's like Bleighton, but with boys, and... Chad, who clearly improves everything. O.o
I'm going to need to do a recs post soon, which will clearly be ignored by everyone, but WTH.
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I read Bleighton for the pirates, although I'm always disappointed by the lack of dismemberment by cannonball.
I was reading a J2 fic and some guy called 'Chase' showed up, and it took me about four minutes to figure out that someone was merging two very distinct sets of RPFs. It's very odd that you can crossover RPF. It gave me an uncomfortable feeling.
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Gretchen/Sue /(Julie?)
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also, morgan and garcia, but NOT SHIPPY.
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1. THEY TOTALLY DID IT. Like, numerous times. Hurt/Comfort sex. Hotch-needs-anger-management!sex. STOPPING BY THE ROAD AFTER INTERROGATING A SUSPECT AND IN THE BACKSEAT OF THEIR SUV SEX.
2. Hotch cooks. One time, probably after that EMILY'S TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY where she gets in a car accident WHATEVER episode, she's so tired she falls asleep in Hotch's house (how did she get there? I don't know and don't care) and she wakes up and Hotch is making dinner and Jack is there and they have, like, noodles with a little bit of butter and tomato soup because THAT IS COMFORT FOOD AND HOTCH KNOWS IT.
3. Hotch is totally why Emily looks AWESOME in the last, what, 8 episodes. The whole of this season, really.
4. Everyone on the team knows and just doesn't mention it out of COURTESY or something. Rossi raises his eyebrows a lot. STRAUSS HAS A MIGRAINE.
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I only thought about it because of the coat scene in last episode.
I'll try to come up with something that might inspire you.
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1. Lorelai was the first and last person Alex ever kissed.
2. The 783498563846th curse to befall a Winchester: Alex starts regressing in age and eventually Lorelai finds herself in a Borders screaming at a 7-year-old who wants to stay and read instead of having McDonald's for lunch and then kicking some demon ass.
3. "How long do we have to stay with you?" Alex asked darkly. Lorelai reached over and took her hand.
"Just until your dads are done with the Angel Maker," JJ answered with a smile that, okay, Alex might be able to trust. Her dads did say they'd known JJ since they were kids. And JJ's dad was a hunter too.
4. Lorelai sets up a Facebook account for Alex, because she needs more neighbors for her farm in Farmville.
"Should I put you under 'siblings', or are we 'in a relationship?'" Lorelai asks.
"I don't care," Alex says. She sounds as if she were going to break, which probably has something to do with the fact that Lorelai spent the whole distance between Dallas and San Pedro explaining how to play Farmville and why it is so important to Lorelai that Alex become her neighbor (so she can expand her farm, obviously).
Lorelai decides on "It's complicated," which is apt.
Now, for Alex's profile picture ...