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[wizened_cynic]

metalphonenix and I couldn't resolve the matter on our own, so I'm taking it to livejournal. Basically, WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AT HOME?

[Poll #1408157]

You can't choose Completely Naked Lorelai or I Don't Care As Long As She Keeps Her Mouth Shut Lorelai. Those are not options. She can either be pantsless or shirtless. Nothing else.

I'm still making my way through the first 6 seasons of GG and dear god, it has the most annoying music IN THE WORLD. The strummy la-la background music and the themesong that NEVER STOPS PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD. Jesus fuck.

Blah, because I'm bored and there's nothing on TV, let's play that game where you pick one of my fics and give me a timestamp before or after (say, 6 weeks before, or 5 minutes after, whatevs), and I will try to write something. Tags list to your left, and I will do Arrested Quantico or any of my weirdass AUs (SPN, Oregon Trail, Ocean's 11, etc.), but not JOA or Alex squared. Sorry, onlyjustwhisper.

Come on, people. Poe implores you to entertain me!

Comments

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, ohmygod, I love this! So perfectly Lorelai (though really, the only Lorelai I know is yours)... and it was perfect.

Thank you! :D

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

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[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

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Glad you liked it! My Lorelai is the only Lorelai that matters, so you're in good shape.

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Oh, it's so obvious when you put it that way. Also, I think you are the only person who could write incest fic that is less squicky than it is hot. I'm thinking of a particular VC Andrews book that scarred me for life (and made me terrified to eat powdered donuts)

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[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks! I want that on a trophy now. Take that, V.C. Andrews!

Also, Flowers in the Attic. It redefined my 12-year-old life. Such scintillating prose it was!

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

♥ !

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[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

This is SO. MUCH. LOVE. It was cute and Alex smiling at the end made me smile, too.