10 seconds in and we already had a reference to estoppel

[wizened_cynic]

BAAAAAAAAAAH. I am trapped in an 8-hour CPD course on Commercial Drafting because I need the requisite 15 points a year, and the person teaching it was my Commercial Law professor whose exam I nearly failed. You know what, bitchface? THERE'S NO EXAM FOR THIS COURSE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION. Especially since I am not a commercial lawyer! HA! I WIN.

Except for the part where I am bored out of my mind.

Sooooooooooo, if any of you give me a prompt, I will try to write something within these 8 hours of fucking COMMERCIAL DRAFTING HELL. Realistically I can only write SVU/GG, RPS, Criminal Minds, or if you dare to, original fic that probably begins with "She owes me 27 blowjobs."

I am so bored I actually wish I were doing work.

ETA: Filled prompts. The lecture was a complete fucking disaster, btw. I was prepared to give my ex-prof a fairly pleasant review, but she complained that my computer was "making too much noise" and wouldn't let me use it, so naturally I had to call her a bitch on the course evaluation. AND SHE CAN'T DO DICK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I AM NOT HER STUDENT ANYMORE.

CWRPS, Chad comes to Alex for legal advice, for silverturtle87
CMRPS Office AU, Erica Messer's idea of a team-building exercise, for kennedyismyhero
Cookie!Verse, FormerlyGingerbread!Lorelai discovers Halloween, for aygul
CM/SVU babyverses, Quantum A.J. versus Beezus, for mayireadtoday

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"I want to change this contract," Chad says, waving a piece of crumpled piece of paper that, when unfolded, reveals itself to be the back of a flyer for a party promising free beer and lesbians.

To be fair, until she's examined the contents of the document, which she is loathe to do, because it looks and smells like it's been soaked in urine, Alex can't say with certainty that it's not a valid and enforceable contract, but she would bet that it isn't.

"You can't unilaterally change the terms of a contract," says Alex.

"But she owes me 27 blowjobs! In the contract, it says that if she owes me more than 20 blowjobs, I can change the contract however the hell I want."

Alex doesn't know who the "she" in question is and she's kind of afraid to find out. "Who drafted this contract?"

"Paget did. She was a lawyer on a TV show once."

"Wow, then she must be very qualified. And now she owes you 27 blowjobs?"

Chad considers this and says, thoughtfully, "No, but the idea of that is both turning me on and making my boner shrink with fear. Anyway, it's not Paget. It's Miranda Cosgrove."

"MIRANDA COSGROVE? Chad, she's like 13 years old."

Chad's jaw drops. "I thought she was 22!"

"Well, she's not." With a few clicks on her Blackberry, Alex learns that Miranda Cosgrove is, thankfully, eighteen years old. "Chad, this is not something I thought I would ever have to ask anyone, but how many blowjobs did you receive from Miranda Cosgrove?"

"NONE," Chad answers despondently. Thank god thank god thank god. "She kept telling she was underage!"

Some days Alex has no idea how her brother isn't dead or in prison.


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No dumpster baby, I'm sorry!

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

No worries! HAHAHA!