10 seconds in and we already had a reference to estoppel

[wizened_cynic]

BAAAAAAAAAAH. I am trapped in an 8-hour CPD course on Commercial Drafting because I need the requisite 15 points a year, and the person teaching it was my Commercial Law professor whose exam I nearly failed. You know what, bitchface? THERE'S NO EXAM FOR THIS COURSE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION. Especially since I am not a commercial lawyer! HA! I WIN.

Except for the part where I am bored out of my mind.

Sooooooooooo, if any of you give me a prompt, I will try to write something within these 8 hours of fucking COMMERCIAL DRAFTING HELL. Realistically I can only write SVU/GG, RPS, Criminal Minds, or if you dare to, original fic that probably begins with "She owes me 27 blowjobs."

I am so bored I actually wish I were doing work.

ETA: Filled prompts. The lecture was a complete fucking disaster, btw. I was prepared to give my ex-prof a fairly pleasant review, but she complained that my computer was "making too much noise" and wouldn't let me use it, so naturally I had to call her a bitch on the course evaluation. AND SHE CAN'T DO DICK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I AM NOT HER STUDENT ANYMORE.

CWRPS, Chad comes to Alex for legal advice, for silverturtle87
CMRPS Office AU, Erica Messer's idea of a team-building exercise, for kennedyismyhero
Cookie!Verse, FormerlyGingerbread!Lorelai discovers Halloween, for aygul
CM/SVU babyverses, Quantum A.J. versus Beezus, for mayireadtoday

Comments

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

I was recently reminded of your Chad the asshole little brother of Alex and I want to see what they're up to now...also the dumpster baby.

But I want more of all your stories and can't just say 'ALL THE PROMPTS' because that's a terrible way to make requests. SIGH.

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

When Emily Prentiss went into hiding after Doyle resurfaced she didn't go to Paris, France, she got together with Paris Geller.

When Alex Cabot is the D.A. of New York City, Paris is the A.D.A. Bureau Chief of some NYC division.

Alex -- somehow, she's confused about it herself -- talks Paris into proposing to Rory.

[kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com]

"I got you something. Bandages. For your emergency kit." -- Crazy!Paget CMRPS Office AU, please.

I just yoinked that from some dumb sitcom I was watching so if that doesn't do it for you, lemme know and I'll whip up something else. ;)

[portions-forfox.livejournal.com]

Um, RPS is kind of my favorite! Who do you write?

[aygul.livejournal.com]

Something involving Emily and/or Lorelai that will distract me from my imploding love life and quickly sliding morals.

Or here's two someecard options: