You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE

[wizened_cynic]

I FINISHED ALL THE PROMPTS FOR THE BEST MEME EVER. Yeah, I didn't think I would, seriously. And a lot of them suck because I have forgotten how to write.

The masterlist is here.

My personal favorite is the one I wrote for eolan that none of you will understand unless you have used the textbooks for OXFORD LATIN COURSE. I am laughing just typing about this.

2. I forgot to thank you all for all the lovely shit you wrote in the Holiday Love Meme. So. Thank you. I would whore myself out for more love, except it's not about quantity, it's about quality. And size. And length. But I digress.

3. In case I don't resurface in the next few days, Merry Christmas to all of you and a non-shitty new year!!!!

Comments

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I'm still coffee-crotching your mom's sister (taken out of context that is a really weird thing to say...). Sorry your mom is disappointed. So, I'm now sending impregnation mojo at your cousin?...OKAY! Or should it be fertility mojo? Or broken condom mojo? Whatever! ALL OF IT!

But I'm messing with you family, sort of, and I really don't want to get messed up. I'm damaged enough, thanks. Lol.

Good! I'm glad you'll have a good Christmas. Heaven knows you deserve one. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, lady!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Actually I doubt it was my aunt's idea to be a bitch; it's her husband. So coffee crotch him! Although that may not be necessary. He has two daughters and no sons, and that is punishment enough for a Chinese dude. But yes! Fertility and/or broken condom and/or not pulling out in time mojo would be awesome!

Oh, I mean my immediately family. I don't give a fuck about uncles and aunts and cousins and what not. Feel free to mess with them. I promise not to mess you over.

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

Alright, the messing will commence! Coffee-crotch to the husband, along with hearty laughs for siring only daughters (even though daughters are way better anyway) and pregnancy mojo to the cousin.

I wouldn't mess with your immediate family, they sound pretty cool.