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wizened_cynic) wrote2010-12-02 05:15 pm
wizened_cynic) wrote2010-12-02 05:15 pm
I want you to have something I don't need anymore
Holy shit, I haven't been here in forever!
I'm still alive (barely) and am three exams down. Two more to go.
On a happy note, I did not fail the awful oral submissions thing where I was almost in contempt of court. I didn't get a great mark, but I ain't complaining, considering I seriously thought I would fail because I wasn't allowed to argue LAW so I had no idea how they were supposed to assess me.
On an even happier note, I totally motherfucking pwned my plea in mitigation for Criminal Litigation. Like, honestly, it was the punched-it-in-the-face-and-then-got-its-girlfriend-pregnant-by-mystical-powers-of-fpreg kind of pwned.
To celebrate my survival of this insane term, I'm bringing back, for the holidays, the BEST FIC MEME EVER.
Rules:
1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.It doesn't even have to anything to do with Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you're into.
2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Demon Hunter!JJ, or you may end up with CHAD.
3. I actually filled out all the prompts last time I did this, so there's a good chance I will be able to do the same this time!
I have no idea how many of you are still around, but I hope I'll get a couple of prompts at least! I feel Christmasy! And Chad-dy! God, it's never good when I feel Chad-dy.
And now I will watch SVU and relax. Shut up, I know I make bad choices. (But OMG! NEAL IS JUMPING SHIP! THERE IS A TINY TINY TINY POSSIBILITY THAT THE BLOODY SHOW WOULD FINALLY END AND I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE.)
BEST FIC MEME EVER! DO IT!!!!!!
I'm still alive (barely) and am three exams down. Two more to go.
On a happy note, I did not fail the awful oral submissions thing where I was almost in contempt of court. I didn't get a great mark, but I ain't complaining, considering I seriously thought I would fail because I wasn't allowed to argue LAW so I had no idea how they were supposed to assess me.
On an even happier note, I totally motherfucking pwned my plea in mitigation for Criminal Litigation. Like, honestly, it was the punched-it-in-the-face-and-then-got-its-girlfriend-pregnant-by-mystical-powers-of-fpreg kind of pwned.
To celebrate my survival of this insane term, I'm bringing back, for the holidays, the BEST FIC MEME EVER.
Rules:
1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.It doesn't even have to anything to do with Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you're into.
2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Demon Hunter!JJ, or you may end up with CHAD.
3. I actually filled out all the prompts last time I did this, so there's a good chance I will be able to do the same this time!
I have no idea how many of you are still around, but I hope I'll get a couple of prompts at least! I feel Christmasy! And Chad-dy! God, it's never good when I feel Chad-dy.
And now I will watch SVU and relax. Shut up, I know I make bad choices. (But OMG! NEAL IS JUMPING SHIP! THERE IS A TINY TINY TINY POSSIBILITY THAT THE BLOODY SHOW WOULD FINALLY END AND I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE.)
BEST FIC MEME EVER! DO IT!!!!!!
Re: This one!
Pretty much just substitute Marcus and Sextus for Quintus and Decimus, and you've got my latin course covered too. (They were always sleeping together too, before being 'excitabantur mure.')
Re: This one!
Did you ever read Horace's poem where he has a wet dream and jizzes all over himself? Whenever people ask me why I majored in Classics, I tell them it's because I like dead languages. I can never tell them the real reason, which is PORNOGRAPHY.