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wizened_cynic) wrote2010-12-02 05:15 pm
wizened_cynic) wrote2010-12-02 05:15 pm
I want you to have something I don't need anymore
Holy shit, I haven't been here in forever!
I'm still alive (barely) and am three exams down. Two more to go.
On a happy note, I did not fail the awful oral submissions thing where I was almost in contempt of court. I didn't get a great mark, but I ain't complaining, considering I seriously thought I would fail because I wasn't allowed to argue LAW so I had no idea how they were supposed to assess me.
On an even happier note, I totally motherfucking pwned my plea in mitigation for Criminal Litigation. Like, honestly, it was the punched-it-in-the-face-and-then-got-its-girlfriend-pregnant-by-mystical-powers-of-fpreg kind of pwned.
To celebrate my survival of this insane term, I'm bringing back, for the holidays, the BEST FIC MEME EVER.
Rules:
1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.It doesn't even have to anything to do with Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you're into.
2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Demon Hunter!JJ, or you may end up with CHAD.
3. I actually filled out all the prompts last time I did this, so there's a good chance I will be able to do the same this time!
I have no idea how many of you are still around, but I hope I'll get a couple of prompts at least! I feel Christmasy! And Chad-dy! God, it's never good when I feel Chad-dy.
And now I will watch SVU and relax. Shut up, I know I make bad choices. (But OMG! NEAL IS JUMPING SHIP! THERE IS A TINY TINY TINY POSSIBILITY THAT THE BLOODY SHOW WOULD FINALLY END AND I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE.)
BEST FIC MEME EVER! DO IT!!!!!!
I'm still alive (barely) and am three exams down. Two more to go.
On a happy note, I did not fail the awful oral submissions thing where I was almost in contempt of court. I didn't get a great mark, but I ain't complaining, considering I seriously thought I would fail because I wasn't allowed to argue LAW so I had no idea how they were supposed to assess me.
On an even happier note, I totally motherfucking pwned my plea in mitigation for Criminal Litigation. Like, honestly, it was the punched-it-in-the-face-and-then-got-its-girlfriend-pregnant-by-mystical-powers-of-fpreg kind of pwned.
To celebrate my survival of this insane term, I'm bringing back, for the holidays, the BEST FIC MEME EVER.
Rules:
1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.It doesn't even have to anything to do with Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you're into.
2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Demon Hunter!JJ, or you may end up with CHAD.
3. I actually filled out all the prompts last time I did this, so there's a good chance I will be able to do the same this time!
I have no idea how many of you are still around, but I hope I'll get a couple of prompts at least! I feel Christmasy! And Chad-dy! God, it's never good when I feel Chad-dy.
And now I will watch SVU and relax. Shut up, I know I make bad choices. (But OMG! NEAL IS JUMPING SHIP! THERE IS A TINY TINY TINY POSSIBILITY THAT THE BLOODY SHOW WOULD FINALLY END AND I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE.)
BEST FIC MEME EVER! DO IT!!!!!!
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Alex did not think she was overreacting.
"Honey," Lauren said gently, "you're making a face that I've only previously seen on an emoticon."
Chad snapped his fingers and shouted, "The purplish face that looks like The Scream!"
"Yes, exactly!"
Chad and Lauren bumped fists, and Alex wondered, briefly, whether she had died and was actually in hell.
"I don't think there's an adequate way for me to express my horror and sorrow," Alex said.
"Not even through emoji (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoji)?" asked Lauren, all efforts to be sympathetic negated by the smirk on her face.
"A woman with whom I once had a long and serious relationship is getting married. To a man."
"Aaaaand she's pregnant! BOO YA!" Chad chortled, clearly delighting in Alex's suffering.
"I'm being invited to, I quote, witness the single most joyous event in her life, which will then be followed by her baby shower."
Alex put her face in her hands and tried to breathe slowly through her nose like her therapist had recommended shortly before she fired him for being useless. "And she said I could bring along 'a friend.'"
"I call dibs on that," said Chad. "Olivia knows a lot of hot lezzies."
"Maybe you should bring Chad along," said Lauren. "There's no better way to ruin a wedding."
"As tempting as that may sound, I'm going to say no, because I don't actually hate her," said Alex.
"You could bring me along for moral support," suggested Lauren, brushing back a strand of hair from Alex's temple, "but let me warn you, I have questionable morals."
"I suppose questionable moral support is still better than none," Alex conceded, pulling Lauren down and kissing her through her giggles.
Even through closed eyes Alex could feel the flash of Chad's camera phone but right then, she didn't even care.
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Wait though, is Olivia for real pregnant on the show?
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I enjoyed the episode with 6Pax. She brings the fun like no other.
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