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wizened_cynic) wrote2010-12-02 05:15 pm
wizened_cynic) wrote2010-12-02 05:15 pm
I want you to have something I don't need anymore
Holy shit, I haven't been here in forever!
I'm still alive (barely) and am three exams down. Two more to go.
On a happy note, I did not fail the awful oral submissions thing where I was almost in contempt of court. I didn't get a great mark, but I ain't complaining, considering I seriously thought I would fail because I wasn't allowed to argue LAW so I had no idea how they were supposed to assess me.
On an even happier note, I totally motherfucking pwned my plea in mitigation for Criminal Litigation. Like, honestly, it was the punched-it-in-the-face-and-then-got-its-girlfriend-pregnant-by-mystical-powers-of-fpreg kind of pwned.
To celebrate my survival of this insane term, I'm bringing back, for the holidays, the BEST FIC MEME EVER.
Rules:
1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.It doesn't even have to anything to do with Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you're into.
2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Demon Hunter!JJ, or you may end up with CHAD.
3. I actually filled out all the prompts last time I did this, so there's a good chance I will be able to do the same this time!
I have no idea how many of you are still around, but I hope I'll get a couple of prompts at least! I feel Christmasy! And Chad-dy! God, it's never good when I feel Chad-dy.
And now I will watch SVU and relax. Shut up, I know I make bad choices. (But OMG! NEAL IS JUMPING SHIP! THERE IS A TINY TINY TINY POSSIBILITY THAT THE BLOODY SHOW WOULD FINALLY END AND I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE.)
BEST FIC MEME EVER! DO IT!!!!!!
I'm still alive (barely) and am three exams down. Two more to go.
On a happy note, I did not fail the awful oral submissions thing where I was almost in contempt of court. I didn't get a great mark, but I ain't complaining, considering I seriously thought I would fail because I wasn't allowed to argue LAW so I had no idea how they were supposed to assess me.
On an even happier note, I totally motherfucking pwned my plea in mitigation for Criminal Litigation. Like, honestly, it was the punched-it-in-the-face-and-then-got-its-girlfriend-pregnant-by-mystical-powers-of-fpreg kind of pwned.
To celebrate my survival of this insane term, I'm bringing back, for the holidays, the BEST FIC MEME EVER.
Rules:
1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.It doesn't even have to anything to do with Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you're into.
2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Demon Hunter!JJ, or you may end up with CHAD.
3. I actually filled out all the prompts last time I did this, so there's a good chance I will be able to do the same this time!
I have no idea how many of you are still around, but I hope I'll get a couple of prompts at least! I feel Christmasy! And Chad-dy! God, it's never good when I feel Chad-dy.
And now I will watch SVU and relax. Shut up, I know I make bad choices. (But OMG! NEAL IS JUMPING SHIP! THERE IS A TINY TINY TINY POSSIBILITY THAT THE BLOODY SHOW WOULD FINALLY END AND I CAN BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE.)
BEST FIC MEME EVER! DO IT!!!!!!
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Sophia started the blog mostly to get back at Chad for dumping her and for being a douchebag in general, which everyone agreed was a total valid reason, if not the best reason, for doing anything, ever.
Her first post was about how one of Chad's balls was bigger than the other, something she made up because she had not, thankfully, gotten far enough with him to verify whether that was true.
Her blog got so many hits that she continued posting random things she observed around the school (Hilarie is going out with Jeff Morgan! Genevieve dyed her hair in the chem lab with scented markers!) and soon she was being compared to Gossip Girl, which Sophia admitted was kind of cool, except she thought Gossip Girl was a chickenshit. Sophia owned up to everything she wrote. It's called responsible journalism.
Of course Katie ruined all of that for her when Sophia left her computer unattended for thirty seconds to help her mom unload groceries. By the time Sophia got back, Katie had already posted on her blog, "DANNEEL HARRIS IS A SKANK."
"What the hell, Katie!" Sophia went to delete the post but there were already sixty hits or so and someone in Danneel's posse probably screen-capped the whole thing.
"Bitch stole my parking spot," Katie explained.
"That doesn't make her a skank."
"Well, calling her a slut would be like saying the sky is blue, or Jared is gay. What's the point?"
"The point is, we don't make up lies on my blog! We just make the truth sound ridiculous and sarcastic!"
"How do you know Danneel isn't a skank? Have you even talked to her?"
Sophia hadn't, not really. They'd been in a group project together for History, but Sophia had mostly mumbled into her notes while Danneel was smart and organized and loud and mostly gorgeous.
And not at all skanky.
Sophia wasn't surprised when Danneel showed up at her locker the next morning. She didn't seem pissed off, and she didn't have her posse with her, but in her Manolo Blahniks and perfectly-applied makeup, her mere presence in the hallway was completely daunting.
"So you called me a skank," Danneel began.
"That was a mistake," Sophia said. "I'm so sorry about that. I deleted it right away."
Danneel gazed Sophia up and down, like she was trying to decide whether or not to slap her in the face, and even as Danneel was deciding whether or not to slap her in the face, Sophia couldn't help but think about kissing her.
"You've got balls," Dannel said, finally. "I like that."
"Uh. Okay. Thanks?"
"Do you like smoothies? You'll like smoothies. We'll have smoothies after class," Danneel said. The bell rang and she started down the hallway, looking back only when she realized Sophia wasn't following her. "Do you need a horse-drawn carriage, princess? C'mon, let's go."
"Right," Sophia replied, still half-dazed, and hurried after her.
You don't mess with Danneel Harris, and Sophia did like smoothies.
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Here, have a picture I stole from tumblr.
"Dean does not ship Castiel/Sam."
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Is that from the Season 4 bloopers?
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