wizened_cynic | I'd consider following Christ if he was on Twitter

Okay, people, BEST FIC MEME EVER.

1. Pick a card on someecards.com. Any card.

2. I will write something for you based on that e-card. I pick the pairing/characters, so you may end up with Alex/Lorelai, or you may end up with Ben babysitting drunk!Stephanie, or you may end up with CHAD. Isn't that delightful? (If anything with Chad can ever be delightful.)

Okay? DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I promise to actually write for the prompts this time.

Give me something to do while I wait for Canadian SVU and Parenthood?

ALSO, PLEASE VOTE FOR LORELAI GILMORE. I love Bones, but THERE IS NO CONTEST. A VOTE FOR LORELAI IS A VOTE FOR SHINY HAIR AND AWESOME BOOBS, WHICH I JUST REALIZED ALSO APPLIES TO BONES, BUT LET'S JUST OVERLOOK THAT FOR A MOMENT AND CONCENTRATE ON VOTING FOR LORELAI. KTHXBAI.

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I don't think there's a way to fuse Gospel of Chad with Fuck Neal Baer, because Chad is awesomely douchey in the former and Chad is just douchey in the latter (since it's from Sophia's POV). Plus we can't have Alex and Stephanie exist in the same universe. Why am I giving this so much thought?

I love any universe in which Alex is unwittingly related to Chad, so there will probably be more in the future.

I DON'T KNOW HOW ALEX/LAUREN HAPPENED. I'm thinking they met at the coming out party Chad threw for Jared.

I'd consider following Christ if he was on Twitter

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