wizened_cynic: (alex - grief)
wizened_cynic ([personal profile] wizened_cynic) wrote2010-02-08 12:57 am

that can be your speech at her shotgun wedding to starburns

Many thanks again for all your condolences. Milo's a lucky hamster to have had so much love from you guys. Speaking of people doing awesome, generous things, [livejournal.com profile] hostile_driver surprised me with a year of paid time for this journal, so I now owe her a kidney or some of my liver or all of my liver if she wants it. She's the best Black Pearl ever! (Yes, we have racially-insensitive nicknames for each other, just like me and the Jew.)

I wonder if I can bring a notebook to work and try to get some CNY ficlets done there. Yeah, it's going to be ficlets this year. Maybe drabbles. Or nothing. Nothing is pretty festive. How do people who have actual jobs ever get anything done?

This does seem doable in the mean time: Ask me about a pairing I have written (or haven't and you think I should write) and I will give you five facts about them or a ficlet or a song that is CLEARLY THEIR SONG or what they order from the Chinese place down the street, etc, etc.

I have more fandoms this year: Community, Modern Family, CWRPS (my god, someone please pick this one), Criminal Minds, etc. GO CRAZY, Y'ALL.

[identity profile] nike-ravus.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Chaddius! :D

Yeah, this is why i cultivate sloppy handwriting, so that no one notices I'm writing porn. Of course yesterday I was in the mood to draw it, and my boss kept wandering in and I had to slam my syntax homework over the naked people. But it was dead slow, so I had the chance to finish listening to a J2 podfic on my ipod. Listening to porn at work is a new low for me.

More fic soon please!

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
My English has totally degenerated so I'm not sure how successful any fic-writing will be. But I'll try.

J2 fic is awesome. Someone on my flist was hating on it and I was all, TEARS.

[identity profile] nike-ravus.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
J2 fic is totally making my life a better place right now! Especially anything read by fayjay. Sexy british accents = win. Of course, now when I'm writing i start to use her inflection, but it's awesome, so I don't care.

... considering ways to keep in the english mindset;..
http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/category/readerfayjay

How could anyone not like J2 fic? It's like Bleighton, but with boys, and... Chad, who clearly improves everything. O.o

I'm going to need to do a recs post soon, which will clearly be ignored by everyone, but WTH.

[identity profile] wizened-cynic.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't get into Bleighton. Probably because the girls in J2 (Sandy, Sophia, Danneel, Adrianne) are super hot and Misha and Chad are both hilariously awesome, but the guys in Gossip Girl are either all bland or skeevy looking and I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

[identity profile] nike-ravus.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If I worried about how people looked I would have never started reading fanfiction, due to my complete TV watching fail. But it is true, the Gossip Girl guys are incredibly strange looking, and very ugly.

I read Bleighton for the pirates, although I'm always disappointed by the lack of dismemberment by cannonball.

I was reading a J2 fic and some guy called 'Chase' showed up, and it took me about four minutes to figure out that someone was merging two very distinct sets of RPFs. It's very odd that you can crossover RPF. It gave me an uncomfortable feeling.

[identity profile] nike-ravus.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
You know what you haven't done in way too long...

Gretchen/Sue /(Julie?)