kymess_jr prompted me with Febreze and umbrella, and here is her porn. I could not work in remote control, sorry! Anyway, it is time traveling porn. I'm too lazy to explain it, just read
The Time Traveler's Wife. Or, just know that this is twice the number of naked Alexes for the price of one.

( footfalls echo in memory )
Merry Christmas, you stupid bastards! And to all a good night!