I am with Beezus on this! Srsly, babies cannot be reasoned with and they poop and they steal your mother's attention, all good reasons to hit them! :D

(Also, I've decided that I can (semi-) deal with Emily and Rossi as co-parenting friends, but this is all. (Of course, I've also figured out that the reason is because Rossi looks nearly exactly like my uncle Frank, and so... horribleness.))