10 seconds in and we already had a reference to estoppel

[wizened_cynic]

BAAAAAAAAAAH. I am trapped in an 8-hour CPD course on Commercial Drafting because I need the requisite 15 points a year, and the person teaching it was my Commercial Law professor whose exam I nearly failed. You know what, bitchface? THERE'S NO EXAM FOR THIS COURSE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION. Especially since I am not a commercial lawyer! HA! I WIN.

Except for the part where I am bored out of my mind.

Sooooooooooo, if any of you give me a prompt, I will try to write something within these 8 hours of fucking COMMERCIAL DRAFTING HELL. Realistically I can only write SVU/GG, RPS, Criminal Minds, or if you dare to, original fic that probably begins with "She owes me 27 blowjobs."

I am so bored I actually wish I were doing work.

ETA: Filled prompts. The lecture was a complete fucking disaster, btw. I was prepared to give my ex-prof a fairly pleasant review, but she complained that my computer was "making too much noise" and wouldn't let me use it, so naturally I had to call her a bitch on the course evaluation. AND SHE CAN'T DO DICK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I AM NOT HER STUDENT ANYMORE.

CWRPS, Chad comes to Alex for legal advice, for silverturtle87
CMRPS Office AU, Erica Messer's idea of a team-building exercise, for kennedyismyhero
Cookie!Verse, FormerlyGingerbread!Lorelai discovers Halloween, for aygul
CM/SVU babyverses, Quantum A.J. versus Beezus, for mayireadtoday

Comments

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

A question on the last paragraph: "But the lure of the pigeon is too much" I thought both A.J. and Beatrice are listening to their mothers reading a book about a duckling.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

It is very sad that I know this, but the book Alex and Emily are reading to their (respective) daughters is part of the pigeon series. The Duckling has a cookie which the Pigeon loses his shit about (why doesn't he have a cookie? He wants a damn cookie. WITH NUTS) and in the end Duckling tells him, "I got the cookie for you!" and the Pigeon is super thrilled but because he has, like, Asperger's or something he doesn't feel like a douche for having treated the Duckling like shit, not that it matters because the Duckling is totally a manipulative sociopath and gets another cookie for himself WITHOUT NUTS.

I hope that answers your question. I really need to have a kid, I swear to god.

P.S. If you want to read more about Beatrice's love affair with the pigeon, go here (http://cmrossiprentiss.livejournal.com/94059.html#comments).

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

Yes, that does explain things. Thank you. Also, that sounds like a very crappy book series. I hated the book "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" myself where the mouse in question is a sociopath also.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Actually, I love Mo Willems and I can see why young children would enjoy the Pigeon books. But as an adult, the Pigeon's kind of a giant pain in the ass. I like his other books better, like Elephant and Piggie and Knuffle Bunny.

I dislike "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" because there's really no plot to it. Also, if you give a mouse a cookie, IT WILL DIE. I had to be very careful about what I fed my hamsters.

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

Also, if you give a mouse a cookie, IT WILL DIE. I had to be very careful about what I fed my hamsters.

Look at you bringing in logic and reality :)