10 seconds in and we already had a reference to estoppel

[wizened_cynic]

BAAAAAAAAAAH. I am trapped in an 8-hour CPD course on Commercial Drafting because I need the requisite 15 points a year, and the person teaching it was my Commercial Law professor whose exam I nearly failed. You know what, bitchface? THERE'S NO EXAM FOR THIS COURSE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION. Especially since I am not a commercial lawyer! HA! I WIN.

Except for the part where I am bored out of my mind.

Sooooooooooo, if any of you give me a prompt, I will try to write something within these 8 hours of fucking COMMERCIAL DRAFTING HELL. Realistically I can only write SVU/GG, RPS, Criminal Minds, or if you dare to, original fic that probably begins with "She owes me 27 blowjobs."

I am so bored I actually wish I were doing work.

ETA: Filled prompts. The lecture was a complete fucking disaster, btw. I was prepared to give my ex-prof a fairly pleasant review, but she complained that my computer was "making too much noise" and wouldn't let me use it, so naturally I had to call her a bitch on the course evaluation. AND SHE CAN'T DO DICK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I AM NOT HER STUDENT ANYMORE.

CWRPS, Chad comes to Alex for legal advice, for silverturtle87
CMRPS Office AU, Erica Messer's idea of a team-building exercise, for kennedyismyhero
Cookie!Verse, FormerlyGingerbread!Lorelai discovers Halloween, for aygul
CM/SVU babyverses, Quantum A.J. versus Beezus, for mayireadtoday

Comments

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Formerly-gingerbread!Lorelai discovers Halloween.

The best thing about being human was the sex.

But Halloween is a very, very close second.

Lorelai has heard about Halloween, but this is the first time she gets to experience it herself, what with being only 10 months old (as a cookie) and 3 months old (as a human) and all. It's a holiday that revolves around candy, which is the third best thing about human after sex and Halloween.

"You do know that you won't actually get to go trick-or-treating, right?" Alex grumbles as Lorelai drags her through the Halloween aisle at Target. There are plastic skeletons and pumpkin-shaped candles and bags and bags of fun-sized candy bars. Lorelai wants to buy all of them.

"Actually, Margaret says I can take Patrick and Sienna this year," Lorelai tells her. "I already told her you'd love to come along."

Alex makes a face like Lorelai's just asked her to eat prunes.

"It'll be fun," Lorelai chortles, tossing another bag of mini-Reese's Cups into their cart.

"I doubt it," Alex says, Eeyore-ly. "I didn't even like trick-or-treating when I was a kid."

"That's because you've never gone trick-or-treating with me," Lorelai tells her. She has the ability to make anything fun. It's her witch-given talent, and she takes it seriously.

Alex raises an eyebrow at her. "I suppose we'll see."

Sometimes Lorelai thinks she's teaching Alex to be human too, and not just the other way around.

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

The last line is the best!

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

Omg, so cute. Lorelai would make anything fun, I kind of love that she can nonchalantly force Alex to interact with people and small children. But that last line, absolute perfection.

I think it's just as good out of our heads but in a different way. I think we were thinking comical absurdity and then you went and wrote it and suddenly feelings spilled all over the place. So.

[aquila1nz.livejournal.com]

Wow, I liked that even more than Quantum AJ meets Beezus! Last line!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

I think you just made two very cute, very self-absorbed toddlers cry.

[aquila1nz.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure they do that all the time. So my apologies to their parents.