I can't stand it when people cry! I just want them to stop and get away from me!

But you make a good point so OKAY FINE I'LL WRITE ONE FOR YOU TOO WHAT DO YOU WANT.

Then I will have done my job. Thank you kindly. Now seriously, I'll write something for you but the way my brain works is that you prompt me with something and I'll probably write something COMPLETELY UNRELATED. And there will be babies in it.

Holy shit I should not be allowed to be on LJ when I'm high on Ambien.