"Don't make me seem greedy." Okay, but can I make you seem like a bitchy whore?

Your job sounds like literally the worst thing ever. I'm pretty happy that I decided to chase another worthless degree instead of going to law school like I'd thought about. I'm pretty sure I could succeed at that though. I'm very good with convincing bullshit.

River was the best! In fact, I may have read that fic on one of my really sad days to make myself feel better.