Aw, Jew! This is such a nice comment! Thanks! Man, remember the River fic? Those were awesome times.

the only bright spot in what appears to be a rather miserable lawyery existence. Well, kidfic and boobs.

Yep, that's pretty much my life summed up into two sentences. Well, a fragment and one complete sentence.

We really do need to make crackfic profitable, because today I was asked to write 16 pages of bullshit to convince a judge to order this guy to buy his wife a $5 million house. "But don't make me look greedy," were my instructions. FML.