I'm glad you still do this from time to time. It seems like something you genuinely enjoy doing. Plus, it's got to be, like, the only bright spot in what appears to be a rather miserable lawyery existence. Well, kidfic and boobs. Now, onto more important things, like the fact that you always write goddamn kidfic that makes me fucking smile. Like, fucking nonstop, through the whole thing, for a fandom I'm not even into. Clearly, you have a gift. Now we just need to figure out a way to make crackfic profitable.