Omg, hobo laws and calling dibs on a baby...I can't...hahahahahahaha! Chad and Paget getting into hijinks is basically one of the funniest things I could read, ever. And poor long-suffering Alex thrust into the middle of it, classic.

"I got a pair of shoes that match that baby"...what does that mean? What are those shoes made of? I don't know, but it's damn funny!