Oooookay. There definitely was no way I could've guessed it myself 'cause I don't watch any of these shows. But I love your writing and I am glad you posted this.

Now, you go write some Alex in Stars Hollow or Chad (I'm a new convert) and I'll see about those smartphones.

(Do you still watch SVU? Please say you do! In the last episode I saw Olivia was out with the new (male) ADA and he said he had kids, and asked her if she had any, and she went, "Oh, it's a long story". That was their first fucking date. And then they broke up, apparently, because it isn't decent.)