Well, (1) is technically sort of a Gilmore Girls AU, where Emily Prentiss is Lorelai Gilmore and her mother is Emily Gilmore, which is so terribly confusing I am kind of regretting it. (2) is an AU off an episode in canon where Emily wants to adopt a girl whose family was killed by a pair of serial killing foster brothers. (3) is part of my Supernatural AU, evidently. (4) could almost have been canon, during a stupid character-assassinating arc last season. (5) is just a schmoopy bone thrown at JJ/Emily shippers. I have no shame.

Thanks, pilgrim. I also take virgin sacrifices and offerings of free smartphones.