Actually I doubt it was my aunt's idea to be a bitch; it's her husband. So coffee crotch him! Although that may not be necessary. He has two daughters and no sons, and that is punishment enough for a Chinese dude. But yes! Fertility and/or broken condom and/or not pulling out in time mojo would be awesome!

Oh, I mean my immediately family. I don't give a fuck about uncles and aunts and cousins and what not. Feel free to mess with them. I promise not to mess you over.