Sorry, but I'm still coffee-crotching your mom's sister (taken out of context that is a really weird thing to say...). Sorry your mom is disappointed. So, I'm now sending impregnation mojo at your cousin?...OKAY! Or should it be fertility mojo? Or broken condom mojo? Whatever! ALL OF IT!

But I'm messing with you family, sort of, and I really don't want to get messed up. I'm damaged enough, thanks. Lol.

Good! I'm glad you'll have a good Christmas. Heaven knows you deserve one. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, lady!